Dan Rice

@Danricecomedy

Editor and contributor at The Hard Times .

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Joined September 2012
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    30 Mar 2018

    Roseanne is a blatant and irresponsible misuse of John Goodman's remaining years

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  2. Retweeted
    Jun 18

    Two years ago: it won’t be that bad, a lot of the stuff he said was just campaign rhetoric Now: oh please, they’re not CONCENTRATION camps

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  3. Jun 14

    Here's my latest article for The Hard Times

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  4. May 15

    I say we double down and push to ban sex in Alabama altogether

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  5. Retweeted
    May 4

    We sort of enjoy Star Wars.

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  6. Retweeted
    May 3

    bernie: punk warren: unfortunately not punk biden: says he's punk but turns out he's into metalcore beto: just bought 15 denim jackets on amazon harris: loves the punks she arrested booker: likes new weezer klobuchar: once strangled a crust punk to death

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  7. Apr 21

    Today is the day when every sociopath in America identifies themselves by consuming and claiming to enjoy Peeps.

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  8. Apr 19

    My latest for

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    Mar 22

    In this week's edition of A Newsletter of Humorous Writing, work by , & , , and more! Check it out and subscribe:

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  10. Mar 25

    R.I.P Scott Walker, amazing comic, I had the honor of opening for him at one of the many club shows I book and he pretty much became my dad.

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  11. Feb 26

    It's disgusting how often comedy content creators don't get credited for their work. You know that gif of Michael Jackson eating popcorn? I wrote the first draft of that!

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  12. Feb 15

    They should do an episode of The Good Place where Ted Danson has to hide in a new human suit and it's Whoopi Goldberg and everyone is like "You can't do that!"

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    Feb 12
    Replying to

    He sounds like someone who listens to his podcast

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  14. Feb 6

    There was a time in this country when you needed to wear a 3 piece suit just to be a homeless tramp.

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    Jan 31

    at 10 patrons we buy the onion

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  16. Jan 21

    The TSA is like if UPS took over the FBI

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  17. Jan 17

    Hello. I have a very low IQ, and am therefore capable of intense emotional reaction to television commercials. Where can I complain about this? Oh, everywhere, all the time, to everybody? Sounds perfect

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  18. Jan 15

    The interesting thing about the whole Trump fast food thing is that you're all talking about it and he is guilty of fucking treason

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  19. Jan 4

    Into The Spider-Verse features a depressed Spider-man who wears sweatpants after a bad breakup. should get a writing credit

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  20. Retweeted
    28 Dec 2018

    Rolling Stone let me nerd out about my favorite comedy podcasts of 2018. Cool!

    From fake true-crime to deep-dives into Millennial TV, 2018 has been a great year for comedy podcasts
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    21 Dec 2018

    Did this really happen?

    In perhaps a first in or parliament history, someone quoted satire punk site The Hard Times () during a legislative debate Behold consulting his notes on the : "Man With ½ the Facts in Heated Debate with Man with Zero Facts"
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