Daniel FinkelsteinVerified account

@Dannythefink

Times political columnist, football columnist, Conservative member of the House of Lords and father of three but not necessarily in that order

Joined July 2009

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  1. You see the best headline in the world, but then you notice the best picture caption in the world.

  2. ironclad rule: anyone who says "I enjoy a joke at my own expense".....doesn't.

  3. Rude, over sensitive and now, we discover, no sense of humour either.

  4. Arron Banks lectures people about not being rude and over sensitive in a tweet that is both rude and oversensitive.

  5. I can't hear "just about managing" without thinking of saying it made him think of David Moyes.

  6. ...He likes the deep philosophers, like Norman Vincent Peale."

  7. Your column reminds me of Tom Lehrer: Now Fred's an intellectual, brings a book to every meal...

  8. This Facebook trending story is 100% made up. Nothing in it is true. This post of it alone has 10k shares in the last six hours.

  9. Good to see UK has the 2nd safest roads in Europe. Congrats Sweden @ No 1.

  10. Popular vote totals NOT been same with no electoral college. Candidates would have campaigned more in "loser" states to boost totals

  11. The most impressive thing about this post-mortem of last night is that it was written months BEFORE the election.

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