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I'm constantly amazed at how different my twin daughters are. Lisa is so much more positive & confident than her sister Hog Face.
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Feliz Cumpleaños to one of my favorite ex girlfriends,
@SofiaVergara! Sorry I broke your heart.pic.twitter.com/TGNrIAjC6B
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Happy birthday
@SofiaVergara. You are as kind and smart and funny as you are grossly lusted after by millions of men like@DannyZuker. -
This is one hell of a civil war,
@nypost.https://twitter.com/georgehunter_dn/status/751293309121888256 … -
It's a sad state of affairs when I've lost track of all the cities I need to pray for.
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If only there were some way to be outraged by BOTH the brutal murders of brave cops AND the brutal murders of innocent citizens.
#Enough -
Everyone chill! Congress will get to guns, police violence & climate change just as soon as they finish this 20th hearing on emails.
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Sure you could hold this
#ComeyHearing but wouldn't it be easier to just nominate a candidate who isn't a thin-skinned racist ignoramus? -
My neighbor is still lighting fireworks. I hope they burn down his Christmas decorations.
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Thank you for this, Dana!https://twitter.com/danaschwartzzz/status/750388691600801792 …
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Um, dude. I think you did it again. RT
@realDonaldTrump Happy 4th! Let's make America great again!pic.twitter.com/pvHQGF6j3F
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@driverminnie This here is precisely what you have been talking about today.https://twitter.com/CCriadoPerez/status/746391816421904384 …
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Whether at a quiet brunch or creepily posed w/ your daughter by a statue of parrots fucking, enjoy your
#Fathersday!pic.twitter.com/FwyslTnyQN
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My bestest friend
@JennyJohnsonHi5 has given us all a lovely#FathersDay gift. Enjoy!http://www.esquire.com/lifestyle/news/a45912/fathers-day-guide-to-dads/ … -
My son's band teacher just said the spring concert would be "lit." Can I sue the school district
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Is it possible to give a child 'too much' love? Have you seen those white girls who do comedy raps?
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