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@DannyZuker

Writer/Exec Producer on ABC's Modern Family. So many flops.

Los Angeles, CA
Joined February 2009

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    I'm constantly amazed at how different my twin daughters are. Lisa is so much more positive & confident than her sister Hog Face.

  2. Feliz Cumpleaños to one of my favorite ex girlfriends, ! Sorry I broke your heart.

  3. Happy birthday . You are as kind and smart and funny as you are grossly lusted after by millions of men like .

  4. It's a sad state of affairs when I've lost track of all the cities I need to pray for.

  5. If only there were some way to be outraged by BOTH the brutal murders of brave cops AND the brutal murders of innocent citizens.

  6. Everyone chill! Congress will get to guns, police violence & climate change just as soon as they finish this 20th hearing on emails.

  7. Sure you could hold this but wouldn't it be easier to just nominate a candidate who isn't a thin-skinned racist ignoramus?

  8. My neighbor is still lighting fireworks. I hope they burn down his Christmas decorations.

  9. Um, dude. I think you did it again. RT Happy 4th! Let's make America great again!

  10. This here is precisely what you have been talking about today.

  11. Whether at a quiet brunch or creepily posed w/ your daughter by a statue of parrots fucking, enjoy your !

  12. My son's band teacher just said the spring concert would be "lit." Can I sue the school district

  13. Is it possible to give a child 'too much' love? Have you seen those white girls who do comedy raps?

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