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@DannyZuker

Writer/Exec Producer on ABC's Modern Family. So many flops.

Los Angeles, CA
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Joined February 2009
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    14 Sep 2011

    I'm constantly amazed at how different my twin daughters are. Lisa is so much more positive & confident than her sister Hog Face.

    156 replies 4,326 retweets 10,220 likes
  2. Retweeted
    Mar 14

    It's been 4 years since Paul Ryan posed for these photos and allowed them to become public. Why are we still letting him decide things?

    339 replies 5,424 retweets 14,573 likes
  3. Mar 14

    I feel like I was just lured into the cable news version of the Champaign Room. 😶

    29 replies 30 retweets 315 likes
  4. Mar 14

    Me, right now.

    24 replies 60 retweets 379 likes
  5. Mar 14

    Rachel is Seacresting the fuck out of this!

    33 replies 103 retweets 1,009 likes
  6. Mar 14

    Please let this be true!

    BREAKING: We've got Trump tax returns. Tonight, 9pm ET. MSNBC. (Seriously).
    27 replies 86 retweets 592 likes
  7. Retweeted
    Mar 9

    Go to a bike stand outside a university maths department and put the first 4 digits of pi in all the combination locks. Free bikes!

    43 replies 740 retweets 3,047 likes
  8. Retweeted
    Mar 13

    84 replies 996 retweets 3,257 likes
  9. Mar 13

    Hey so if you lied about everyone being covered by does that mean that Obama didn't "tapp" your phones? Say it ain't so, ""

    19 replies 81 retweets 465 likes
  10. Mar 13

    The CBO numbers for can be confusing so let me boil it down for his non billionaire supporters. "" just fucked you. Hard.

    26 replies 329 retweets 1,207 likes
  11. Retweeted
    Mar 12

    I'd call you a Nazi but that wouldn't offend you. So: I hope your children fall in love w people of color & make beautiful biracial babies.

    Wilders understands that culture and demographics are our destiny. We can't restore our civilization with somebody else's babies.
    768 replies 12,768 retweets 49,039 likes
  12. Mar 11

    . describing man found in the White House as "mentally disturbed." No word yet on the state of mind of the intruder.

    151 replies 2,493 retweets 7,334 likes
  13. Mar 11

    "" Bro, you okay? This tweet is stupid & false but it's not the kind of ape shit crazy we expect from u on Saturday morning.

    47 replies 114 retweets 683 likes
  14. Mar 10

    I can't wait to not watch CNN's Melania Trump special!!

    85 replies 139 retweets 1,183 likes
  15. Retweeted
    Mar 10

    We didn't deserve their love.

    Holy fuck!! Just when I thought this year couldn't get any worse!!!
    14 replies 64 retweets 754 likes
  16. Mar 10

    Holy fuck!! Just when I thought this year couldn't get any worse!!!

    Jaden Smith and Sarah Snyder have called it quits on their relationship:
    41 replies 59 retweets 513 likes
  17. Mar 10

    "A psychotic state brought on by a news anchor calling a man with 4 bankruptcies a 'master deal maker' is called a Wolf Blitzkrieg." - DSM V

    11 replies 88 retweets 500 likes
  18. Retweeted
    Mar 10

    (TrumpUS + PutinRussia + oilDeals) - anything for Americans = more money for PutinandTrump!

    4 replies 82 retweets 264 likes
  19. Retweeted
    Mar 10

    As we head into the weekend, a reminder that the President of the United States is a money launderer for the Russian mob. Plus pee.

    107 replies 2,127 retweets 7,672 likes
  20. Mar 10

    In the 1800's, politicians who bragged about the same job numbers they trashed for a previous administration were called,"Lying Fuck Faces."

    23 replies 229 retweets 1,016 likes
  21. Mar 10

    Hmmm....

    Kevin Brady on the February 2016 job report v. Kevin Brady on February 2017 job report. What could have changed?
    9 replies 92 retweets 199 likes

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