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@DannyZuker

Writer/Exec Producer on ABC's Modern Family. So many flops.

Los Angeles, CA
Joined February 2009

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  1. Pinned Tweet

    I'm constantly amazed at how different my twin daughters are. Lisa is so much more positive & confident than her sister Hog Face.

  2. Retweeted
    Mar 14

    It's been 4 years since Paul Ryan posed for these photos and allowed them to become public. Why are we still letting him decide things?

  3. Mar 14

    I feel like I was just lured into the cable news version of the Champaign Room. 😶

  4. Mar 14
  5. Mar 14

    Rachel is Seacresting the fuck out of this!

  6. Mar 14
  7. Retweeted

    Go to a bike stand outside a university maths department and put the first 4 digits of pi in all the combination locks. Free bikes!

  8. Retweeted
    Mar 13
  9. Mar 13

    Hey so if you lied about everyone being covered by does that mean that Obama didn't "tapp" your phones? Say it ain't so, ""

  10. Mar 13

    The CBO numbers for can be confusing so let me boil it down for his non billionaire supporters. "" just fucked you. Hard.

  11. Retweeted
    Mar 12

    I'd call you a Nazi but that wouldn't offend you. So: I hope your children fall in love w people of color & make beautiful biracial babies.

  12. Mar 11

    . describing man found in the White House as "mentally disturbed." No word yet on the state of mind of the intruder.

  13. Mar 11

    "" Bro, you okay? This tweet is stupid & false but it's not the kind of ape shit crazy we expect from u on Saturday morning.

  14. Mar 10

    I can't wait to not watch CNN's Melania Trump special!!

  15. Retweeted
    Mar 10
  16. Mar 10

    Holy fuck!! Just when I thought this year couldn't get any worse!!!

  17. Mar 10

    "A psychotic state brought on by a news anchor calling a man with 4 bankruptcies a 'master deal maker' is called a Wolf Blitzkrieg." - DSM V

  18. Retweeted

    (TrumpUS + PutinRussia + oilDeals) - anything for Americans = more money for PutinandTrump!

  19. Retweeted

    As we head into the weekend, a reminder that the President of the United States is a money launderer for the Russian mob. Plus pee.

  20. Mar 10

    In the 1800's, politicians who bragged about the same job numbers they trashed for a previous administration were called,"Lying Fuck Faces."

  21. Mar 10

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