Danny Kodicek

@DannyKodicek

Software developer, teacher, author, actor, t-shirt designer - there is nothing I can't turn my hand to and be just about competent at

Vrijeme pridruživanja: srpanj 2016.

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  1. prije 11 sati

    Son: Shakespeare used the very first 2B pencil. Me: Or possibly not. Son: I can't believe I didn't think of that joke. Me: Wait... what joke were you making?

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    Luke: How did my father die? Obi-Wan: well, he betrayed everyone and everything he ever loved Obi-Wan: and then I chopped off his arm and legs while he was doing a flip Luke: Obi-Wan: then he just fucking ate it

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    My little brother got beaten up at school today by 3 boys. They punched and kicked him while calling him a ‘faggot’ and a ‘gay cunt’. My brother is unapologetically himself. He is kind, he is generous and he is completely selfless but because he’s gay he gets beaten up. I’m sick.

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    Remainers looking at a tiny graph and getting excited about a 2c fall in the pound are driving me fucking crazy. Stop making yourselves look stupid for goodness' sake.

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    fart mode in action? Infrared temperature sensor (designed to identify suspects in 🇨🇳) catches it all.

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    Students often struggle to move between real, symbolic and particle views in chemistry. Imagine how you could teach structure and bonding with these animations at your fingertips. Try our new Structures App on your iPad for FREE

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    Saying the quiet part out loud. This guy has quite the track record of defending pedophilia, supporting eugenics and now saying clearly he thinks moral worth correlates with IQ.

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    More people probably make a living in the UK through fisting than fishing

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  10. 3. velj

    It's been nearly two years but someone finally bought one of my offensive cancer T-shirts.

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    An older woman came into the bookstore today. I made a joke about a credit card reader issue and she said "these things are all programmed by twenty-five-year-old boys who don't comment their code" and somehow we ended up having a great conversation about programming and biases.

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    The 1966 World Cup is effectively England’s pinned tweet.

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    That's just a normal bowl. A Super Bowl is a porcelain receptacle for bodily waste.

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    Put those grapes back where they came from or so help me! 👁 🍇

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    No, you're thinking of a dust bowl. The Super Bowl is when people exaggerate for rhetorical effect.

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    A parole board sent a convicted wife-murderer to a sex worker *because* they knew he was a danger to women but wanted to make sure he got his "sexual needs" met. The guy murdered the 22-year-old sex worker.

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    Weirdest thing about guns in the Kentucky Capitol: if you have one, you’re told to walk around the metal detector. Others must pass through and get wanded.

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    Brexit: a 3-stage process

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    There's a lad at the next table eating sticky chicken wings. With a knife and fork. He's just asked his girlfriend is he's allowed to pick them up and use his fingers. She's said no. Get out now mate, this is going nowhere.

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