crashed my citibike in harlem west side, latino family cookout has me fixed up with a wetwipe and coca cola in like 30 seconds
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Ouch. Better keep that hand clean.

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“do you have neosporin?”
“yes, i have neosporin!”
*rummages*
“but i cannot find it”
“do you have vodka?”
“yes, i have vodka!” - Show replies
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Rest and ice. Get to feeling better!
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Mamacita? Ouch. You know it's meant in a nice way though.
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wearing my most dykeish ensemble, covered in mud, i am still a mamacita
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