move to california to pursue a career in cloud technology 
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aerosolize seawater / brine at medium altitude into a streamline that forms a flow penetrating into the air above california and you can create shade and probably precipitation by nucleating clouds from salt at lower relative humidity (RH ~70% as in the Californian marine layer)
imagining a kite or balloon carrying up a thin fiber wrapped hose, impingement nozzle, on a droneship.https://youtu.be/joFzsvsNB6w
because the water that’s aerosolized has a much much higher enthalpy than the surrounding air, when it vaporizes it lofts the surrounding working volume way further up, like a hot air balloon, with moisture as latent heat. may be able to get you to a level to ride the jetstream
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