22% of men absolutely going to get wrecked by an angry chimp Which is good, it buys me time to run the fuck awayhttps://twitter.com/crampell/status/1393250065909694464 …
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ooooooooooh that's good
"always keep a lake handy in case of chimp uprising," *looks around the LA basin* oh no
neither chimpanzees nor bonobos can swim, and they emerged from the same population in the congo basin before it was bisected by the congo river, humans *can* swim and come from the same population, so imho probably we come from those that swam the river breadth
that's amazing thank you for redeeming this shitpoast
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