One of the problems with sleeping is that no matter how much Kevlar you wear, they can still stab you in the face. But I think I finally have a solution
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So what you do is find a used CPAP machine on eBay, get just a nose breather attachment thing like you're underwater, and then make a sleep cocoon out of Kevlar lined with stab-proof vests.
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That way you can get air but also not be stabbed in the face
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Replying to @SwiftOnSecurity
what if they stab the cpap machine
or unplug it 
12:13 AM - 28 Oct 2020
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