My only remaining position besides cash is a short position on Deutsche Bank. I have $2 puts; I have heard that they cannot withstand a stock price below $4 (no confirmation on why, but probably something to do with leverage). If their stock falls below, so too may the president.https://twitter.com/DrDenaGrayson/status/1280502027823579140 …
Initiated the position at $6. Again, unlikely to pay out, BUT uncovering an international conspiracy of money laundering and espionage could make an arbitrarily large dent, especially if there are liquidity problems (partially hampered by prosecution). Again, long shot. But.
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Dannnngggg
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Hopefully one of the long shots will hit
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