My friends text me if I can help them move their heavy furniture and I’m there in an hour. I text my friends if they want to go to a comedy show and I don’t hear back until the day after.
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Bring my furniture to the comedy show and move in!
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brilliant ideas, I’m not above tricking people into spending time with me!