A guy in a suit just showed up at my house and offered to pay me $30,000 to store a thousand gallons of oil I'd love the money but I'm not sure what to do with the oil Can I flush it down the toilet
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Sorry barrels of oil. Barrels Apparently the barrels are non literal. It doesn't come in actual barrels The barrels would be convenient, I could stack them out back
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this is the most absurd timeline for sure
7:55 PM - 22 Apr 2020
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