Girlfriend, on phone with financial advisor: “Can I put a cat as my legal beneficiary? No? Oh okay. Thought I’d ask.”
Dying laughing 
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Replying to @liminal_warmth
GIRLFRIEND???? She finally caved eh? Great job
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Replying to @eigenrobot @liminal_warmth

some good news today, finally!
2:54 PM - 22 Apr 2020
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