“on the n-th day, god rolled out of bed, checked twitter, and sighed:
‘i should have never sworn off the flood’
then
ze started a pot of coffee
and called paypal to reinstate zir account
‘yes. yes i will hold. i have all day’
no, no i did not send $14.85 to Iran’”


5:14 AM - 6 Apr 2020
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