I always used to joke that in an apocalypse I'd be some warlord's third-tier concubine, filling out the harem to enhance his clout
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my SO read that tweet, turned to face me and said, "in a real apocalypse, warlords have catamites because pregnancy is a liability." then went back to his computer
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Straight Warlords need to be smarter. You just get some cute non-op TGirls rolling in your harem and you can have the best of both worlds, plus some extra bodyguard muscle because it’s not like they have hormone blockers in the apocalypse.
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it seems to take out the men. it also seems to be effecting their brains. Estrogen seems to be protective. In a real apocalypse only the moon lesbians survive

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Yeah my main idea is to just save the humans, but they are making it excessively difficult
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They woke up this week though. It was their money preventing them from waking up!
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