Had been thinking of going to Whole Foods for this, but this place exists and is open tomorrow. https://austincheesecompany.com/
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Her: Where you going tomorrow? Me: Whole Foods. Just a few things for the stockpile Her: Like what? Me: Just some random stuff. Y'know, potato flour, nuts, honey... (do I tell her? WTH)... and I'm getting a GIANT CHEESE WHEEL. Her:
Me: It is for our preparedness.
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Ok my wife has now hard noped the cheese wheel. I think the way forward is clear: I buy a giant cheese wheel, then rent it an apartment in town & sneak out to see it on the weekends.
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I bet if I wait 3 weeks I’ll be able to buy a 5lb wheel for ~80 bottle caps & maybe a stimpak.
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Y’all, I was just SO CLOSE. So I decided to go to a restaurant supply store where they sell food in bulk to restaurants. I found one open & loaded up a cart including the cheese wheel. Then the checkout person says I need a membership, but for that I need some TX tax permit.pic.twitter.com/XUytdxGEG1
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I’m leaving that cart and driving away right now to go sign up for this permit online like Rafe Fiennes in The English Patient flying off & leaving his lady in that cave in the desert.
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I keep thinking about this wall of cheese & it’s about to turn me into a raging anarchocapitalist. Why do I need a government permit for this!? What is this Kommiefornia?! I can go right up the road & buy 1,000 rounds of brass-cased freedom & nobody bats an eye...pic.twitter.com/pruvvvwutV
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... but let a man try to score some cheese at a wholesale price & all the sudden I gotta get some license from the state! Screw this. Let it all burn.
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My Amazon app screen right now.
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Update: we’re about to go into lockdown & no I do not have my cheese wheel.
. Shipping is nuts for a 10 lb one & I haven’t gotten my permit from TX yet. So tonight my wife comes home & tries to get me excited w/ this sad purchase of hers b/c it is round & made of cheese.
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