Silly @peteholmes joke I heard the other day:
Elon Musk invented a self driving car... Yet he still has to eat dinner. It’s only funny when you picture him struggling to jab a tiny metal pitchfork around his plate to eat his peas one at a time.
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It’s nice to remember how goofy and human everybody else is. Everybody curls up and goes to sleep at night.
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“my fingers were crossed and I am NOT sorry”
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Lmao so good
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