Get $250K in $10s and $20s. Form a large pile in a field, invite your friends, and have it catered. Everyone swims in it Scrooge McDuck style. Light it on fire. Then, close down the "restaurant." Likely the same outcome, but far more fun, better stories, and less brain damage.https://twitter.com/mikedariano/status/1098538321737854976 …
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Replying to @BrentBeshore
I'm gonna give your restaurant some competition. Same idea, but with $5 bills. The pile will be twice as big! Who says there are no competitive advantages in the food business? Your move, Beshore.
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Replying to @lpolovets
I see your $5 bills and raise you nickels. Large enough not to get wedged in cracks, better acoustics than pennies, and could still be burned with enough gasoline. Plus, if things got out of hand, you could subdue the crowd by using them as projectiles.
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Replying to @BrentBeshore @lpolovets
https://youtu.be/W32Mloerd0Y?t=2m25s … Makes me think of this John Mulaney bit about $100M movies
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