The Web 2.0 version of “waiting for the webpage to load” is just “waiting for all the webworkers and the tracking cookies to finish calling home to crack your pseudonymous identity in order to serve ads and finally free up the bandwidth for the text”
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THIS IS WHAT THEY TOOK FROM YOU [video of someone scrolling down a webpage with no glitches or jumpiness] there used to be functioning webbed sites
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"Programmed entirely in assembly language for maximum speed."
makes me want to play Rollercoaster Tycoon 2