Dan Neilan

@DanfordAndSon

Contributor to , , . Podmass for . Co-host of bad podcasts Drunken Philosophy and Number One With A Bullet.

Los Angeles, CA
Vrijeme pridruživanja: listopad 2011.

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  1. prije 15 sekundi

    Somehow accidentally(!) downloaded an adolescent beluga whale onto my hard drive. Right now its slippery blubbery body is slowly electing itself from my CD-ROM drive and it is making A LOT of noise. Anyone know anything about computers? Is this normal or should I contact IT?

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  2. prije 1 sat

    I guess one cool thing about me is that I would not hesitate to destroy any of you to protect this god damn ball of light and goodness 🙃

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    Frustrated Tenant Only 5 Or 6 Days Away From Sending Gently Worded Email To Landlord

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  4. prije 7 sati

    I refuse to let today’s results in Iowa distract me from confronting the biggest issue currently facing our country: Yesterday, a major food brand paid $5.5 million to force us all to repeatedly see the phrase “Baby Nut” This will not stand. This fight is not over.

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  5. prije 15 sati

    To everyone who has been stressing and fretting their way through this electoral primary season, just remember that tomorrow the real nightmare begins!

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  6. prije 19 sati

    Congratulations to and no one else.

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    19. pro 2019.

    Love when it is confirmed early that it will be a very bad and dumb day on Twitter dot com

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  8. 31. sij

    Can’t wait for the scene where the explain that Paul Walker’s character can’t join the adventure because he’s playing the World Series of poker or shark hunting with the president of Tahiti or whatever

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  9. 31. sij

    The Fast & Furious franchise’s compete disregard for continuity or internal logic is EXHILARATING!!!

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  10. 31. sij

    It’s a little known fact that anybody can deliver the mail. Just go down to your local post office and pick some up. They love it! Less work for them, free mail for you.

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  11. 31. sij

    Kind of lame that the NFL season ends with just another football game. They should do something more creative like play the game on sand or make it twice as long or make it baseball.

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  12. 30. sij

    Refusing to follow any Dem 2020 candidates until they follow me first. Sorry but you have to earn my endorsement.

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  13. 30. sij

    My whole crew is getting wild in this TJ Maxx

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  14. 30. sij

    Got kicked out of my local falconry club for trying to lure everyone else’s falcons away with my much cooler glove.

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  15. 30. sij

    Recently became unspeakably rich. Hit me up if you wanna buy an island or a AA baseball team or whatever. Fuck I’m bored.

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    29. sij

    We'll hold your pathetic little hand through today's news. It's the premiere of 'The Topical.' Episode 001: A Coveted Endorsement In Iowa

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  17. 19. sij

    Hey y'all. I'm back on Twitter for two seconds to say my co-host and I are doing a livestream for our podcast patreon and it's a Q&A and if that's of interest to you please drop by and be nice to me!

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  18. 4. sij

    Think I’m just gonna go for a bit. Have fun without me Twitter! Remember that nothing you say or do on this bad website means anything!

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    3. sij

    "There is no elegant way to say this—people with living hearts that could fit in my chest want to melt the city where I was born. At his elementary school in an American suburb, a boy’s shirt says: 'We Did It To Hiroshima, We Can Do It To Tehran!'” - , The Palace

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    3. sij

    gonna be a long night for matt albie and danny tripp

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