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Correspondent @EW. Author of AND WE'RE OFF and CHOOSE YOUR OWN DISASTER (6/18) See also: @GuyInYourMFA, @DystopianYA.

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    Dana Schwartz‏Verified account @DanaSchwartzzz 14 Nov 2016

    RT if you think it's unfair that Pence never turns around to let Quirrell talkpic.twitter.com/aUCnZjykuj

    6:08 PM - 14 Nov 2016
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    26 replies 1,912 retweets 3,721 likes
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      2. Dana Schwartz‏Verified account @DanaSchwartzzz 14 Nov 2016
        Replying to @DanaSchwartzzz

        to be clear, this isn't me being like "omg pence and trump are voldemort" this is me saying he looks like a soulless lizard

        15 replies 18 retweets 269 likes
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      2. omeed‏ @omeedboghraty 14 Nov 2016
        Replying to @DanaSchwartzzz

        @xeni post election, it's time to unfollow people like this. This isn't a joke anymore and many are taking action seriously

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Dana Schwartz‏Verified account @DanaSchwartzzz 14 Nov 2016
        Replying to @omeedboghraty @xeni

        ... dude, I'm taking action really seriously. excuse me for making a joke to help get over the crippling terror.

        1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
      4. omeed‏ @omeedboghraty 14 Nov 2016
        Replying to @DanaSchwartzzz @xeni

        cool can you show us the receipts on that?

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. Dana Schwartz‏Verified account @DanaSchwartzzz 14 Nov 2016
        Replying to @omeedboghraty @xeni

        yeah, me being a woman and getting tons of anti-semitic threats is scary. so sometimes I make jokes to deal with it.

        1 reply 0 retweets 9 likes
      6. Dana Schwartz‏Verified account @DanaSchwartzzz 14 Nov 2016
        Replying to @DanaSchwartzzz @omeedboghraty

        you retweeted a bunch of jokes! there's one about bannon on your TL now! what's your problem with me?

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      7. Dana Schwartz‏Verified account @DanaSchwartzzz 14 Nov 2016
        Replying to @DanaSchwartzzz @omeedboghraty

        like, no offense but how are these any different? just trying to understand why my joke wasn't okay.pic.twitter.com/Ll0unZfaaI

        2 replies 2 retweets 5 likes
      8. Luke O'Neil :/‏Verified account @lukeoneil47 14 Nov 2016
        Replying to @DanaSchwartzzz @omeedboghraty

        I just said don't fight! You two stop it now.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      9. Dana Schwartz‏Verified account @DanaSchwartzzz 14 Nov 2016
        Replying to @lukeoneil47 @omeedboghraty

        ok I am sorry Luke. I'm done I promise.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. ali farrag‏ @gypt1124 15 Nov 2016
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        @fransheskansosa

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      2. Robert A.‏ @OriginalBubsRA 14 Nov 2016
        Replying to @DanaSchwartzzz

        are you people physically incapable of thinking of a book that isn't harry fucking potter @DanaSchwartzzz @KainYusanagi

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      1. Madi Tamichi‏ @madi_tamichi 16 Nov 2016
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        @danksy_sanchez 😂 lmao

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      1. Ophelias-revenge xx‏ @OpheliaRising7 15 Nov 2016
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        @AGCameliorating I'm gonna need for photoshop savvy peeps to male this a meme 4 the next 4 yrs

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      1. Ian‏ @IDJonesPhotog 14 Nov 2016
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        Before Pence, I thought Voldemort was under Trump's toupee.

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      1. Rachel Spensieri‏ @RSpensieri 14 Nov 2016
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        Here he is chillin' w/ Race Bannon, Jonny Quest, and Hadji.pic.twitter.com/sfoQCyVx7A

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      1. Sultan‏ @iistu 14 Nov 2016
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        @xeni who is left of this picture?

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      1. JOSE DURAN‏ @PEPSILUCHE 14 Nov 2016
        Replying to @DanaSchwartzzz

        @AndrewLSeidel the only thing missing on this post "apologies to all lizards"

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