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sea crone. writer of TV, books, comics, and podcasts. host and creator of @noblebloodtales. ANATOMY: A LOVE STORY coming winter 2022. http://danaschwartzdotcom.com 

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    Dana Schwartz‏Verified account @DanaSchwartzzz Mar 17

    "Marriage or Mortgage" has worked on me exactly as intended, i.e. with me at first watching semi-ironically and then within 15 minutes full-throat screaming at the television "you can't afford a food truck, you stupid dumb idiots!!!!!!!!"

    7:34 PM - 17 Mar 2021
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      1. Dana Schwartz‏Verified account @DanaSchwartzzz Mar 17

        "we're going to go with......... wedding!" ME, alone on my couch: WHAT THE FUCK IS wrong with you YOU STUPID CHILDREN

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      2. Claire Allen‏ @claire_violin Mar 17
        Replying to @DanaSchwartzzz

        Watched the whole season last week and I screamed “BUY THE HOUSE” every episode.

        1 reply 0 retweets 26 likes
      3.  🦇𝕲𝖍𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖑𝖞 𝕻𝖊𝖙𝖙𝖞 🦇‏ @Orangulent Mar 17
        Replying to @claire_violin @DanaSchwartzzz

        I cannot imagine a scenario in which I wouldn't do the same!

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      1. Chelsea‏ @RaeChelsea94 Mar 17
        Replying to @DanaSchwartzzz

        I literally talk shit to every couple who chooses marriage. “You gave up a home in your budget with everything you asked for for some stupid wedding favors!!”

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      1. Acacia  🦄‏ @AcaciaCH Mar 17
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      1.  🇺🇸 Naryan  🇪🇸‏ @Com_Truz Mar 17
        Replying to @DanaSchwartzzz

        Is this the same “my husband and I run a pet rodent spa service. We are fiscally conservative and our budget is 2 million?”

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      1. Jim S‏ @Jimbobsama Mar 17
        Replying to @DanaSchwartzzz

        I keep getting bummed out by the people who chose wedding and the next title card is "due to COVID-19..." Except the young lesbian couple. That date will blow your mind.

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      1. Jim S‏ @Jimbobsama Mar 17
        Replying to @DanaSchwartzzz

        I'm also getting so nettled by the young religious couples. So yeah, the damn show got its hooks in me good.

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      2. shana‏Verified account @shananaomi Mar 17
        Replying to @DanaSchwartzzz

        I really want “mortgage or global vacation”

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      3. Dana Schwartz‏Verified account @DanaSchwartzzz Mar 17
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        OOOooooooOOOH!

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