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sea crone. writer of TV, books, comics, and podcasts. host and creator of @noblebloodtales. ANATOMY: A LOVE STORY coming winter 2022. http://danaschwartzdotcom.com 

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    Dana Schwartz‏Verified account @DanaSchwartzzz 24 Apr 2020

    Carrie’s friends on Sex and the City are never like, “Jesus Christ why would you write in the goddam newspaper that i tried to blow my husband in a movie theater because he can’t get an erection I told you that in confidence”

    12:05 AM - 24 Apr 2020
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      2. Hailey‏ @HaileySayHello 24 Apr 2020
        Replying to @amelia_sonnie @DanaSchwartzzz

        Big read the book!

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      1. Toni Collette’s Ponytail‏ @KimberlyCondict 24 Apr 2020
        Replying to @DanaSchwartzzz

        Those are the guest stars that never return

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      1. Maria Raquel‏ @_mrsilva 24 Apr 2020
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        I mean, Candance did write like that in real life.... I always assume Carrie also used pseudonims for her friends

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      2. Charlotte Clymer  🏳️‍🌈‏Verified account @cmclymer 24 Apr 2020
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        There was at least one occasion when Miranda is like "you can't put this in your column" during one of their raunchy conversations, and instead of making me think better of Carrie--which I supposed was the writers' intent--it made me question all the other conversations.

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      3. Paul Teta‏ @paulteta 24 Apr 2020
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        I like living in a world where I get middle of the night tweets from you, even though I have no idea what they mean. I know it's sex and the city. I'm not an idiot.

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      1. Hank‏ @hankpena 24 Apr 2020
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        I always hoped one of her friends would turn to her at lunch and just say... "Everything I do or say is off the record for life."

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      2. Lady Kristine; Lord of Bees!!‏ @Arkzist 24 Apr 2020
        Replying to @DanaSchwartzzz @Remember_Sarah

        My theory? Theyve never read her articles

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      3. Florence Nightinfail  🏳️‍🌈‏ @Box_Wine_Hero 24 Apr 2020
        Replying to @Arkzist @DanaSchwartzzz @Remember_Sarah

        Omg I love this take.

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      1. Can I have my vaccine yet?‏ @Dorgon 24 Apr 2020
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        Did she pick up the check for all of those brunches?

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