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    Dana Schwartz‏Verified account @DanaSchwartzzz Apr 10

    Imagine some college sophomore emailing Indiana Jones like “Hi professor jones!!! Hope Egypt is great. I saw that the syllabus has the essay due Friday but my grandma is sick and I was wondering if maybe I could have until Monday?? Anyway, thank you. See you in class!”

    10:11 PM - 10 Apr 2020
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      1. Dana Schwartz‏Verified account @DanaSchwartzzz Apr 10

        Do we think Indiana Jones is good at Zoom classes

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      1. Pun in a Million‏ @SamLangellier Apr 10
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        Gotta keep classy

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      1. wisdomkey327‏ @wisdomkey327 Apr 10
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        I pretty sure this is porn...

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      1. Bjorn Anders...Wakanda Forever‏ @dgbottom Apr 10
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        Email doesn’t get read for 3 weeks cuz Dr Jones is chasing the MacGuffin of Brigadoon and now Marcus has to try and figure out how the overhead projector works

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      1. Neil Bhukta‏ @Bukes1 Apr 10
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        But what if Indy has to return the Schwanartz stone to it's proper place after Naz... ehhh Russian Communists stole it to rid the world of the Rona.

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      1. GubbWerks Industrial Nonsense‏ @GubbWerks Apr 10
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        The biggest suspension of disbelief for me in those movies is picturing Dr. Henry Jones Jr. at an Underwood, working on a syllabus.

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      2. Kevin Chiat‏ @kevinchiat Apr 10
        Replying to @DanaSchwartzzz

        Having to plan temple heists around Zoom class times

        1 reply 1 retweet 33 likes
      3. Alayna‏ @agwillia02 Apr 11
        Replying to @kevinchiat @DanaSchwartzzz

        I think you mean he has to plan zoom class times around temple heists

        0 replies 0 retweets 14 likes
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      2. Dan Komarinetz  🏠‏ @DanKomarinetz Apr 10
        Replying to @DanaSchwartzzz

        https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/back-from-yet-another-globetrotting-adventure-indiana-jones-checks-his-mail-and-discovers-that-his-bid-for-tenure-has-been-denied …

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      3. Orion (he/him)‏ @OrionKidder Apr 10
        Replying to @DanKomarinetz @DanaSchwartzzz

        As an 80s kid and a prof, I love this so much.

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