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sea crone. writer of TV, books, comics, and podcasts. host and creator of @noblebloodtales. ANATOMY: A LOVE STORY coming winter 2022. http://danaschwartzdotcom.com 

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    1. Dana Schwartz‏Verified account @DanaSchwartzzz 3 Apr 2020

      The Angels roster includes Matthew McConaughey, Adrien Brody, and Tony Danza. Danny Glover is their manager. There are two oscar winners on this failing baseball team.pic.twitter.com/vmWN2gpkOY

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    2. Dana Schwartz‏Verified account @DanaSchwartzzz 3 Apr 2020

      So literal angels are helping the team win by using magic (this is cheating, I assume). Meanwhile, JGL's dad decides to permanently give up custody of him EVEN THOUGH THE ANGELS ARE DOING WELL.

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    3. Dana Schwartz‏Verified account @DanaSchwartzzz 3 Apr 2020

      There's a sideplot about a sportcaster who hates Danny Glover who tells the press that the Angels are using a magical child who can see actual biblical angels to win their games. People are upset, but then they get on board. No one makes any theological inquiries.

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    4. Dana Schwartz‏Verified account @DanaSchwartzzz 3 Apr 2020

      Fast forward to the championships: the Angels aren't allowed to get magical help anymore because NOW it would be considered cheating. Who made those rules? Wasn't it always cheating? Apparently the Lord himself thinks cheating is okay unless it's a championship.

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    5. Dana Schwartz‏Verified account @DanaSchwartzzz 3 Apr 2020

      So why are the magical angels there at all if they can't help? Oh, it's just that Tony Danza is going to die, and the angels are there to check on him. This is a movie for children.

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    6. Dana Schwartz‏Verified account @DanaSchwartzzz 3 Apr 2020

      I am pretty sure Tony Danza lives through the end of the game because the stadium Believes in him. The Angels win. We have to assume the exertion means Tony Danza will die in the near future, off-screen, but this is played as a happy ending.

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    7. Dana Schwartz‏Verified account @DanaSchwartzzz 3 Apr 2020

      Danny Glover adopts the miracle child and his best friend because that's how things work. And the main angel, Christopher Lloyd, flies off into the sky. The end.

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    8. Dana Schwartz‏Verified account @DanaSchwartzzz 3 Apr 2020

      If I was Joseph Gordon-Levitt, I would wonder why the angels worked so hard to help a baseball team play good and not, idk, save his mom from dying.

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    9. Dana Schwartz‏Verified account @DanaSchwartzzz 3 Apr 2020

      26 of 28 found this interestingpic.twitter.com/jc2zv4mrNO

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    10. Dana Schwartz‏Verified account @DanaSchwartzzz 3 Apr 2020

      Triviapic.twitter.com/JU2jILna0q

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      Dana Schwartz‏Verified account @DanaSchwartzzz 3 Apr 2020

      I think they do specify that Tony Danza has cancer from chewing tobacco? anyway, JGL knows he's going to die but instead of getting him medical attention they make him pitch the rest of the game.

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        1. Dana Schwartz‏Verified account @DanaSchwartzzz 3 Apr 2020

          Anyway, if an actual baseball coach was like "my strategy is actual angels" he probably should be fired that is a bad baseball strategy I'm on the side of the comically villainous team owner with this one

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        2. Torturously Okay‏ @TorturouslyOkay 3 Apr 2020
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          He's smoking a cigarette in a hot tub at the beginning. Chekhov brand cigarettes apparently

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        3. sergio lopez luna‏ @sergiol652 3 Apr 2020
          Replying to @TorturouslyOkay @DanaSchwartzzz

          And the main Angel says that he smoked for years "...always a mistake..."

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