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@DanaSchwartzzz

Correspondent . Author of AND WE'RE OFF and CHOOSE YOUR OWN DISASTER. See also: ,

Los Angeles, CA
amazon.com/Choose-Your-Di…
Geregistreerd in juli 2011
Geboren op 07 januari
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  1. Vastgemaakte Tweet
    19 jun.

    🎉 Today is the day! 🎉 CHOOSE YOUR OWN DISASTER is officially out in the world! This book is by far the most vulnerable and honest thing I've ever written and I hope you like it.

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  2. 2 minuten geleden

    💀🎄

    Dang, that "Nightmare Before Christmas" line in the new book had me DEAD. DECEASED. ⚰️💐😂
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  3. 48 minuten geleden

    Pixar straight-up murdered the first Tony from The Incredibles and recast him for the sequel and hoped that no one would notice, pass it on

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  4. 51 minuten geleden

    This is Big Dick Energy

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  5. 59 minuten geleden

    Happy pride!

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  6. 59 minuten geleden

    So instagrammable!!!

    You should know that ’s Choose Your Own Disaster makes a great vacation accessory.
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  7. 1 uur geleden

    HELL YEAH

    you’ve officially made it to Middle of Nowhere, Canada. welcome!
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  8. 2 uur geleden

    I love Ariana Grande

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    It’s not about you

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  10. 4 uur geleden

    Who gives a fuck children are in cages and we don’t know how to get them back to their parents

    Sign of our times... the F word is now routinely used in news stories, tweets etc It’s not even F*** anymore. Who made that decision???
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  11. 4 uur geleden

    I love this woman. *runs to sephora*

    I have been getting many inquiries about my debate lip color in the last two days. I GOT YOU. It’s Stila “Stay All Day” Liquid in Beso. 💄
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  12. 16 uur geleden

    Just realized I'm closer to Lorelei's age than I am to Rory's

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  13. 20 uur geleden

    love my fans!

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  14. 20 uur geleden

    PSA: my instagram story is now just entirely my 7-week-old kitten, Beetlejuice.

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  15. 22 uur geleden

    I swipe left on all models on Tinder as a matter of principle

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  16. 23 uur geleden

    Glad Fox News checked to see if they deserved to be murdered or not

    Fox News's Trace Gallagher says they checked into Capital Gazette's ideological bent and concluded that it was very much a local newspaper.
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  17. 23 uur geleden

    Multiple people shot today at the Capital Gazette newsroom.

    "The enemy of the people," Trump says pointing at the free press at the back of the room.
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  18. 28 jun.

    me mine give this to me now put this in my face

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  19. 28 jun.

    ME: I'm going to start really taking care of my body. Fruits, vegetables, ViTiMiNssss, I am going to FEEL good and LOOK good. No sugar. Maybe I'll go VEGAN. YES I will be a goddess I will GLOW with HEALTH FREE OFFICE DOUGHNUTS: bitch u thought

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  20. 28 jun.

    Lucy Luits

    Lucy Liu in suits. That’s it, that’s the whole tweet.
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  21. 28 jun.

    KNOCK KNOCK: it's Breaking Bad back together at

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