Daniel SpenserOvjeren akaunt

@DanSpenser

Actor? Captain Hippo, UCB. Cartoonist for Full Frontal w/ Samantha Bee, Last Week Tonight w/ John Oliver, formerly Adult Swim, The Onion. Opinions are my own.

New York
Vrijeme pridruživanja: lipanj 2010.

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  1. I think I have the Memento disease where I can't remember the plot of the movie Memento.

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  2. Every day it feels like we as a nation are closer to me starting a business where I ceremoniously baptize your dog because I think that would be funny.

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  3. Oh wow, this sucks.

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  4. Here's what I will say: saying "here's what I will say" before saying stuff makes the stuff you are saying sound more important.

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  5. Shadow, Inc. should also have to apologize for the delay in the alien liberation of Area 51.

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  6. "I KNOW THAT GAIT. WHOSE GAIT IS THAT??!!"

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  7. I think The Masked Singer would be better if they eliminated the "Singer" part and just had celebrities parade around on the stage in complete silence while judges screamed over each other to guess who they are.

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  8. Every day I try to dig a little more of my own grave.

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  9. I think there should be more movies that take place inside of a person's body.

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  10. The flood gates have opened.

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  11. Hey if they wanted those caucus results in under ten minutes they should have used Quibi am I right?

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  12. Not sure why, but everyone is calling me “Mr. Belt Loop” this morning.

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  13. If we wake up tomorrow morning and the Declaration of Independence has been heisted we are going to feel so dumb.

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  14. oh my god it's the fucking purge.

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  15. Van Jones: "Anderson, these matcha white chocolate cookies seem pretty good and look fairly easy to make" Anderson Cooper: "It's easy if you have all of the ingredients laying around like in the video."

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  16. The CNN correspondents are reading the news off their phones.

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  17. Huge couple of days for coins.

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  18. proslijedio/la je Tweet

    nyt is losing it

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  19. If I were Jude Law I would always being saying things like "not being my friend is against the Law, the Jude Law" and you people would eat it up because I would be so handsome. This is just one of the many reasons why I am running for Jude Law.

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  20. Today introduced me to fudge-covered Ritz crackers and I will never forgive him.

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