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Dan LaMorte

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I'm 22. I'm a Comedian. I'm usually at the Comedy Cellar in NYC. I'm on Gotham Comedy Live on @AXSTV. I'm the mind behind "Not Enough Pieces" on iTunes.

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    Dan LaMorte‏ @DanLaMorte 12 Jul 2016

    Bernie Sanders endorsing Hillary Clinton feels so much like when the girl you love starts dating the guy you hate most.

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      1. (c) Clever‏ @ihearidiots2 12 Jul 2016

        @ConradClaviger @DanLaMorte Nothing classy about her, she started yowling as soon as she took the podium, ugh ....

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      3. (c) Clever‏ @ihearidiots2 12 Jul 2016

        @ConradClaviger @DanLaMorte What was promised for free?

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    1. Sheila Ellis‏ @SLEllis907 12 Jul 2016

      @DanLaMorte His endorsement felt more against Trump than for Hillary.

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      1. April Sugar Magnolia‏ @AprilDeming 12 Jul 2016

        @DanLaMorte @JOHNMUHAMMADJR or an honest Democrat joining the Oligarch Regime. #BernieSanders

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      2. #RememberTheMarmots‏ @SnarkyC 12 Jul 2016

        @AprilDeming @DanLaMorte @JOHNMUHAMMADJR After all this time, you still think Bernie's honest?

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      3. April Sugar Magnolia‏ @AprilDeming 12 Jul 2016

        @SnarkyC @DanLaMorte @JOHNMUHAMMADJR yes

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      4. #RememberTheMarmots‏ @SnarkyC 12 Jul 2016

        @AprilDeming @DanLaMorte @JOHNMUHAMMADJR Because I really don't. I thought he was, a year ago, but it's now clear he should've been vetted.

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    2. Stone Braker‏ @g4h1o5j4f8 12 Jul 2016

      @DanLaMorte Let's keep slamming our Finger in the door with the hope that it won't hurt again because the door will turn into a pillOWWW!

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    3. C. Green ™‏ @knoton793 12 Jul 2016

      @DanLaMorte lmao sorry, Dan. I feel no ways about it at all. I'm a total Democrat. #Democrats #Liberals #UniteBlue #VOTEBLUE Luv ya!

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    4. Stone Braker‏ @g4h1o5j4f8 12 Jul 2016

      @DanLaMorte She wouldn't #lie and #cheat on us again would she? Nahhh, let's give her another chance- she really means it this time!

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    5. Stone Braker‏ @g4h1o5j4f8 12 Jul 2016

      @DanLaMorte -then you're forced to pay for their wedding

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    6. susie pitt‏ @SusieP_53 12 Jul 2016

      @DanLaMorte great analogy!

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    7. Nelson‏ @fastrxsocial 13 Jul 2016

      @DanLaMorte yeah i'm supporting trump now

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    8. Nikki‏ @jrpaws 12 Jul 2016

      @DanLaMorte Losing is never easy. Or fun.

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    9. Louisiana Artist‏ @AlysiaStarnes 12 Jul 2016

      @DanLaMortepic.twitter.com/JRHP9N4vtB

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    10. Robi Chakraborty‏ @achak74 13 Jul 2016

      @DanLaMorte Glad the dumb once are joining Trump Good riddance! Thats were you belonged with Trump

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