I don’t like Dwayne Johnson. Not because he’s a bad guy, more because I like to be a contrarian.
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Dan Glasswick
@DanGlasswick
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Winnipeg, ManitobaJoined July 2010
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I wonder if the upside down from Stranger Things is a scary reality for Flat Earthers. #StrangerThings #smarterthings
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. Don't worry. became famous for the things she put in her mouth, not what comes out of it. #stilltheboss
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Photographer: "Make a face like you just murdered someone..."
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I told my gf we are so like Rob and Blac Chyna.
She left me immediately.
I can't tell if this is for real...
Well played Chyna.
.@Mayor_Bowman I told you if you kept trying to open portage and main to pedestrians I'd leave. Congrats. I'm gone.
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Based on the professors I had at the UofM I hope they lose the strike. #uofmstrike
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Thanks @cbcteghan for all the CBC love. Hope to see you all at Wee Johhnys tomorrow ! twitter.com/cbcteghan/stat
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Who woulda thought Republicans use Twitter more? #Elections2016
Trouba staying is like a couple staying together because they found out they're pregnant. Never ends well. We want heart not heat. #Jets
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.@WheelerintheAM The morning show I will choose moving forward depends on who does the best job insulting the other. #gameon
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It's its final night headlining as a Winnipegger. Come send off right tonight. 2for1 Tuesdays!
rumorscomedyclub.com/event/dan-glas
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Can we get a fact check about 1.7 billion in cash filling up that room? #debatenight
Cauliflowered ears are going to be like the new neck tattoo of making you look tough. #jokejournal
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2 shows tonight with the insanely hilarious @tomgreenlive! 7:45 / 10:30 rumorscomedyclub.com
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Tonight we have a double whammy for fun!
Headliner - & Early Burg Special (Get here before 7:00 to take advantage) #Winnipeg
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Tonight is 2for1 on tickets.
Headliner - Our very own . He's one helluva funny dude. Grab a buddy and come check him out.
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Winnipeg! is in this week Thursday-Saturday! Wanna double down on your funny? Come see me Tuesday and Wednesday as well.
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Sometimes I wonder if Kim Kardashian just puts clothes on her wax replica from Madame Tussaud's to take 'selfies'. #jokejournal
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I'm headlining this Tuesday and Wednesday. Come down for some cheap laughs and great times #jokejournal
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If Mark Zuckerberg really wants to protect his privacy he should delete his Facebook account #irony
2for1 Tuesdays tonight! Grab a friend and come check out the lineup!
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Feature @SpencerAdamus
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What if the Kardashian/Jenners are just slow rolling us into the best version of 'the aristocrats' joke ever? #aristocrats #jokejournal
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Universities asking for donations after you graduate also forget that they didn't donate any free classes or textbooks. #jokejournal
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I caught myself drunk texting my ex AGAIN the other day. I finally decided to do the responsible thing this time and pull over. #jokejournal
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Come see me this month! Also if anyone knows where that shirt in the picture is, I'm missing it.
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Nobody loves Santa in summer.
Will the Winnipeg Humane Society allow me to live out my dream by recreating iconic movie scenes shot entirely with dogs?
If I waited for marriage before I had sex I'd be on my third divorce by now.
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Have I eaten a whole cow by the age of 33?
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