Dan EggenVerified account

“Achomlishments”

I think one of his former staff members stated he had the intelligence of a 5th or 6th grade kid. Seems about right!

I think a 5th grade kid would know there’s a “p” in accomplishment

right? just sound that out, ya know?

But when you're on that much Adderall it sounds dif-er-aunt.

Small to giant handwriting something something Dementia, madness etc.

Plus a damn Sharpie?? Has he lost the fine motor control to hold a normal ballpoint?

Could be eyesight.

Some of his struggles with teleprompters could be chalked up to eyesight too. He's convinced he has exceptional genes, and that plus an unhealthy vanity may prevent him from using glasses.

Might not have STARTED there, but that certainly didn’t help.

Don’t STD’s cause blindness, too?

And here I was wondering what that word meant....English is not my first language so I was like is that a real word?

I’m still wondering how he’s a real president

He's not.

You beat me to it.