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    Dan Amira‏Verified account @DanAmira 14 Jul 2016

    When Donald Trump calls your wife ugly and accuses your dad of killing JFK and you speak at his convention anywaypic.twitter.com/ktssb9tq04

    6:38 AM - 14 Jul 2016
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    1. OldeHippi‏ @OldeHippi 21 Jul 2016
      Replying to @DanAmira

      Exactly!!

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    2. D. Valls 🍷 👠 💄 🍸 🌴‏ @dvalls1006 21 Jul 2016
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      @WonderWoman934 yes but I think we're missing the point here. He never endorsed him. He made a mockery out of the whole thing!

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    3. Brian LaManna‏ @blama30 21 Jul 2016
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      @george_duffs Looks like Cruz got the last laugh #GOPHijacked

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    4. 7/28‏ @OffTheDome28 20 Jul 2016
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      @JimboBleu its not his.. its the GOP convention.

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    5. Habs Bob‏ @HabsBob56 20 Jul 2016
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      @PunnedIt55 because you have no scruples, you only want to suck at the public teat & get elected to office. Anything to win.

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    6. rosemary‏ @rosemarymongell 20 Jul 2016
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      @ritaag Yep.....political greed.

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    7. CVL‏ @LittleArtie 20 Jul 2016
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      @garylawless Funny, I thought it was the Republican National Convention, not the Trump National Convention

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    8. Bennie Gates‏ @BgBennie 20 Jul 2016
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      @EdgeofSports Don't speak. Issue mirrors to the Trump clan so they can see ugly up close.

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    9. Carl Gorney‏ @buffalocharging 20 Jul 2016
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      Also known as Stockholm Syndrome...or "Thank you, sir! May I have another?"

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    10. HauteCuban‏ @AiletteFernRod 20 Jul 2016
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      That AINT Cute and That Damn Sure Ain't CUBAN. Real Cubans don't kiss ass or sell out. Just saying!

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    11. peter zecher‏ @pztuc 20 Jul 2016
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      @EdgeofSports no soul or imagine in a mirror

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    12.  🍁 Merlin  🍁‏ @MerlinYYC 20 Jul 2016
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      Ted Cruz would kiss anyone's Ass to get some press what a loser

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    13. feigningwhoop‏ @Feveredpitch 20 Jul 2016
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      and Trump called him a liar about 100 times #rubber&glue

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      2. Carm Derrico‏ @OnlyWhiteTiger 20 Jul 2016
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        cruz has no morals

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      3. JustKeith  ❄️️‏ @AUkeibro 20 Jul 2016
        Replying to @OnlyWhiteTiger @DanAmira

        That's sure evident. I don't know what he gains from this. Ridiculous.

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