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  1. Закачен туит
    9.05.2017 г.

    You can tell when Trump did something bad because everyone in your feed starts using the phrase "the republic"

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  2. преди 2 часа

    Game of Thrones leaned so hard on deus ex machina last night they actually graduated to tres ex machina

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  3. ретуитна
    29.04
    В отговор до

    This was better when you didn't steal it directly from

    On a scale from Bran Stark to Arya Stark, how much do you contribute to group projects?
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  4. преди 24 часа

    The crypt scene, but with old tweets

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  5. 29.04

    JORAH: I'll lead the first charge. BRIENNE: I'll command the left flank. GREY WORM: The Unsullied shall protect the gate. BRAN: How cool would it be to fly around and just do like, general bird stuff

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  6. 29.04

    Me leaving a boring conversation

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  7. 28.04

    The Spurs didn’t foul at the end of the game because they wanted to beat the traffic, is my best theory

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  8. ретуитна
    22.05.2016 г.

    This doughnut looks like Bernie Sanders

    This is the absolute best doughnut in New York:
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  9. 22.04

    I kind of wish Game of Thrones found a natural way to slip in Arya’s age so we’d know if we should feel weird or not. Like she could have told that guy, “The last time I saw you was at my quinceanera three years ago.”

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  10. 22.04

    I mean...

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  11. 21.04

    I was today years old when I realized the Beatles did a song about a guy threatening to murder his girlfriend

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  12. 15.04

    Me: Bran: I’m a bird now

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  13. 15.04

    GoT character: Well well well, I see that you are here at Winterfell. And I too am here, as well. Other GoT character: Ah, yes. (x6) (End credits)

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  14. 14.04

    It’s April 14th and I’m still writing “2018” on every one of my checks!!

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  15. 14.04

    Anyone with high schoolers should check out this affordable and accessible way to get admissions essay help

    Introducing a New Live Admissions Essay Online Workshop!
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  16. 13.04

    Matt is one of the best comedians around and you should go to his album recording show at Union Hall tomorrow and I’m not just saying that because he has my parents chained up in a basement although that is a large part of it

    "hey matt, are there any tix left for you album recording shows on Sunday 4/14 featuring special guests and ?" "why yes, Former President Barack Obama, there are!" 5pm show: 7pm show:
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  17. 13.04

    Every time I get an Uber I carefully position the pickup spot for maximum route efficiency, and every time the driver shows up facing in the exact opposite direction

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  18. 13.04

    Friends of Bill W. This tweet is for 3, maybe 4 people

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  19. 9.04

    I poured it in the sink and then smacked the strainer in the garbage to get rid of all the chunks of stuff, it was more effort than I'd prefer but it worked fine

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  20. 9.04

    The hardest dilemma I face on a regular basis is how to dispose of half a cup of clam chowder

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  21. 8.04

    It's April 7th and I'm still writing 2018 on my checks! I wrote 97 checks today and they were all wrong!

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