Vote @godchained / @godchained 2020
Because in the face of the current political and social hellscape I am reminded of @thatkevinsmith 's Azrael when he said:
I prefer oblivion.
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Replying to @DamnedGoblin @ThatKevinSmith
If I get 666 votes,
@Demonbirdking is legally required to let me out.1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes -
So I'm pretty far from the law, and you should be asking
@AsmodeusDM about letting you out, he was your guard and all...but sure, I'll swoope down and say hi1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes -
Replying to @Demonbirdking @GodChained and
IT'S A TRAP, LORD! WHEN IT SAYS "SAY HI" IT MEANS POOP ON YOU! Don't ask me how I know this...
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Replying to @DamnedGoblin @Demonbirdking and
That's how he typically says hi. And with
@AsmodeusDM no longer guarding, I like to think@Demonbirdking is my warden. And its so boring here...1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes -
Replying to @GodChained @Demonbirdking and
He couldn't hold you. He is two pigeons fighting over a pair of legs. The Gods are as chewing gum on your boot. Your prison is nothing more than tricking a sleeper into thinking it is awake. They've held you in check by hiding your alarm clock in 333 pieces I've said too much...
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Replying to @DamnedGoblin @GodChained and
I am not sure what I did to annoy you, small creature of evil. However I suppose there is some truth. And no! The shard of evil may not be anywhere near you!
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Replying to @Demonbirdking @GodChained and
You know what you did. *looks at his brand new, freshly washed cart, paint job hopelessly ruined by the feces of what must have been a thousand or more demonic geese*
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Replying to @DamnedGoblin @GodChained and
That must have been one of the wishes of a lawful good person. I can't recall all those, there are so many across so many multiverses.
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Suuuure, blame the shinyboys. See this is why you never say "I want to worship other Powers but let's just be friends." It never works.
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