Dale Lavi

@DaleLavi

I used to be the governor of a state. Now, dogs are talking about me, cows are laughing at me and robots are stealing my luggage.

Maine
Joined January 2011

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  1. Retweeted
    26 Dec 2018

    This year my family decided that each of our presents had to be handmade, so this is what I made for my dad.

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    Blake Griffin showed a ref why he had the wrong call on his iPad during a timeout. What a time.

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    BREAKING (CNN): Giuliani Says It's Not a Crime to Knowingly Receive Stolen Property (Hacked Emails), Laying the Groundwork for It Eventually Being Revealed That Trump's Campaign Did Exactly That* *See the lengthy chapter in Proof of Collusion entitled, "The Hunt for Her Emails."

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  4. 27 Dec 2018
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    18/ Trump conspired pre-election with agents of 8 nations to remake global geopolitics in a way that enriches him and his family and offers no benefit to America—in fact, endangers us and our alliances immeasurably. And we may go to the polls without ever getting the full story.

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    24 Dec 2018

    One theory is that the GOP during the crisis wanted the fed to raise rates in order to make the economy under Obama worse. They also could’ve just been ideologues. We now know the first theory is true.

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  7. 24 Dec 2018
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    23 Dec 2018

    We will now have an acting secretary of defense, an acting attorney-general, no UN ambassador, no interior secretary, no deputy at HUD or at DHS, and an acting EPA administrator. The president’s chief of staff is “acting.”

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  9. 23 Dec 2018

    Navy secretary on drawdown orders and guidance from the White House: “Nothing formal, just tweets.”

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  10. 23 Dec 2018

    What happened inside might never have emerged were it not for listening devices planted in the Saudi Consulate by Turkish intelligence. The recordings span several days and capture operatives discussing in advance of Khashoggi’s arrival their plans to subdue and kill him.

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    19 Dec 2018

    Dog Doesn’t Consider Itself Part Of Family

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  12. 18 Dec 2018

    Facebook permitted Amazon to obtain users’ names and contact information through their friends, and it let Yahoo view streams of friends’ posts as recently as this summer, despite public statements that it had stopped that type of sharing years earlier.

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  13. 18 Dec 2018

    Facebook allowed Microsoft’s Bing search engine to see the names of virtually all Facebook users’ friends without consent, the records show, and gave Netflix and Spotify the ability to read Facebook users’ private messages.

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  14. 17 Dec 2018

    1. Russians steal email 2. Russians give email to WikiLeaks 3. Wikileaks tells Trump they are going to release stolen email that could be twisted to imply there are concerns about Hillary Clinton’s health 4. Trump starts talking about her health to maximize impact of email

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    15 Dec 2018

    What are we?! Writers! What do we want?! To write books! When are we going to do it?! ...I don't know probably later, I have to vacuum the dog...

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    14 Dec 2018

    This really happened ->

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  17. 13 Dec 2018

    People who support Trump know this means that Mexico is NOT paying for a wall, right?

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  18. 11 Dec 2018

    Fucking is stupid. Let's fuck!

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    3 Nov 2018

    the greatest Chiefs @ Browns moment of all-time...

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  20. 10 Dec 2018
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