Me: Peter, tell me a story. Them: I don’t know any stories... Me: Tell me a story about an otter! Them: I was... I was just thinking about an otter!! How did you KNOW THAT?
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Taking suggestions for questions to ask Sleep Peter tonight
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Me: Peter, what’s the best part of
@ChuckECheese? Peter: Hanging out in the nets... and hiding. Me: Hiding? Peter: Yes. When it’s time to go, but you hide and they have to find you.1 Antwort 3 Retweets 350 Gefällt mirDiesen Thread anzeigen -
*someone yells “SHUT UP B*TCH!” on our street* Sleep Peter, quietly: ...oh no...
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Sleep Peter, unprompted: Sometimes, I think about the other Scorpios. And I think, do they have a Taurus too?
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*I laugh* Sleep Peter: Your laugh sounds... like fresh rain. (I died.)
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*Sleep Peter suddenly opens their eyes very wide and stares* Me: Why are your eyes open? Sleep Peter: Huh... I don’t know. *closes eyes*
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Me: There’s a rumor that you hate rollerskating. Sleep Peter furrows brow, looking displeased: No.
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Me: When did you marry Rihanna? Sleep Peter, without hesitation: 1999. Me: 1999!? Sleep Peter, annoyed that they have to repeat this obvious fact: 1999.
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Me: What’s the meaning of life? Sleep Peter: Mmmmm... *frowns* Me: I think it’s to be good to each other. SP: Oh. *smiles* Yes. Me: You taught me that! SP: I did?? How? Me: Being loved by you changed my life. SP: *clutches my hand* Me too.
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