Daedalus Of Maze

@DaedalusOfMaze

Theseus of Ship is my mortal enemy. I must defeat him. Job security ain't all it's cracked up to be.

Not where you Think
Vrijeme pridruživanja: prosinac 2016.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    16. sij 2017.

    You are in a maze of twisty passages, all like. It is dark. You hear something. You do not have a compass, a sense of direction, or string.

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  2. 14. sij

    Stop complaining. We tried making the maze nice and comfortable, it drove you insane and you were mean to each other anyway. Suck it up.

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  3. 10. sij
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  4. proslijedio/la je Tweet
    31. pro 2018.

    We at the maze department would like to take this opportunity to thank you for your continued cognitive patronage of the global narrative. If you didn’t believe in it, it wouldn’t work.

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  5. 13. pro 2019.

    🤣 It’s so satisfying convincing people to vote against their best interests They don’t even know they’re in a maze, let alone have a chance of finding their way out 🤣

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  6. 13. pro 2019.

    ahah ahah well done everyone

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  7. 9. velj 2019.
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  8. 9. velj 2019.

    Some people don’t seem to believe that I control the global narrative. That’s fine; it suits me this way.

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  9. 22. sij 2019.

    Yes, the global narrative is edging. We hope you’re frustrated af.

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    Nope

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  11. proslijedio/la je Tweet
    31. pro 2018.

    A placebo for becoming good.

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  12. 31. pro 2018.

    We at the maze department would like to take this opportunity to thank you for your continued cognitive patronage of the global narrative. If you didn’t believe in it, it wouldn’t work.

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  13. 27. pro 2018.

    While some of the longer plot threads are now set in stone, there is still some time left to get in your suggestions for the global narrative over the coming year. Please remember that manipulating events on a global scale is difficult, but we are making tremendous tech advances

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  14. 17. pro 2018.

    We’re thinking of broadcasting a weekly one hour drama that covers the global narrative one week ahead of actual events. Get ahead of the news, impress your friends. Would you be interested in subscribing? Note that you won’t be able to prevent any disasters we’ve disclosed.

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  15. proslijedio/la je Tweet
    14. pro 2018.

    The stranger removed his mask, revealing that his face wasn't wood at all. Several people asked, "Is your face not wood?" But the stranger was clever: pointing to his face he said, "No. Look," and the people were amazed.

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  16. 14. pro 2018.

    I’m quite disappointed this didn’t get up.

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  17. 12. pro 2018.

    This section of the global narrative was rated as hilarious by our test audience; we hope you are enjoying it as you slide into gibbering madness!

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  18. 11. pro 2018.

    Those at the maze department wish to advise all employees:

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  19. 5. pro 2018.

    Yes, everything has gone to shit, it is not your imagination. You’re welcome!

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  20. 4. pro 2018.

    We at the maze department hope that the global narrative is simultaneously giving you hope and making you wail with despair. We don’t want you to give up completely, and there’s no point if you’re not suffering!

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  21. 22. stu 2018.

    Some of the critics have been saying there are too many concurrent threads in the manufactured global narrative at the moment, and that they’d love to see a return to simpler times. We live for this type of feedback and will double-down on thread complexity forthwith!

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