Dad Jokes on Twitter: "To kill a French vampire, you have to drive a baguette through it's heart. Sounds easy, but the process is painstaking."

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1. Cheesetrader‏ @cheesetrader1 2 Nov 2020
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  Brioche.....please
  
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1. John Yang‏Verified account @johnyangtv 2 Nov 2020
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  Une blague du papa!
  
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1. Onoga Sita‏ @onogasita 2 Nov 2020
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  *its
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1. Ally Mo‏ @AlastairMorris7 2 Nov 2020
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  That must've taken a while
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1. sequoia ‏ @BlobPsycho100 2 Nov 2020
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  @Sasha_Melanated
  
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1. Geoff Andrews‏ @andrews_geoff 2 Nov 2020
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  That’s a crummy joke. You have to b-reading it.
  
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1. Brent Russell‏ @EPLUSBIKENZ 2 Nov 2020
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  Oh FFS !!! .
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1. Jody Westra‏ @JodyWestra 4 Nov 2020
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  Levels!
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