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Sorry sir, we don't serve time travelers here. A time traveller walks into a bar.
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My son asked me what procrastinate means. I said: “I’ll tell you later.”
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I've just invented a new Golf ball that will go in the hole if it gets within 4 inches. Note to self: Do NOT put them in back pocket.
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Today's 5km as an inflatable T-Rex for
@braintumourrsch

Day 31/366 and that's month one done doing 5km every day and £3000 raised so far!
Thank you everyone that's followed @DadsRuns and supported me so far
Just giving is below 

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I could make a million jokes about cash machines I just can't think of one atm.
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Spent all of my wages on skin cream. Bit of a rash decision!
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I told my boss I needed a pay rise, I said that 3 other companies were after me Boss "which ones?" I said "the electric, gas, & the water"
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I can hear opera coming from my wallet.. I think it might be the 3 tenners
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I always carry a picture of my wife and children in my wallet. It reminds me why there’s no money in there.
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They say that during sex you burn off as many calories as running 8 miles. Who the hell runs 8 miles in 30 seconds?
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I went to the zoo yesterday and saw a baguette in a cage. The zoo keeper told me it was bread in captivity.
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My Son asked, “Dad, what are condoms for?” “Usually to avoid answering questions like these.” I replied.
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Since the snow came all the wife has done is look through the window. If it gets any worse, I'll have to let her in.
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How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Follow the fresh prints.
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I use to date a tennis player... But love meant nothing to her.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.
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Went to the gym & there's a new machine. I used it for an hour & felt sick. Its good though, it does everything.. Kitkats, Mars bars, Snickers.
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My mum walked in my room & said.. "You'll go blind if you do that" I was so embarrassed, I dropped my binoculars & missed the eclipse.
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I walked down a street where the houses were numbered 64K, 128K, 256K, 512K and 1MB. That was a trip down memory lane!
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Some people have difficulties sleeping... but I can do it with my eyes closed.
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