The Dad Joke Man  

@DadJokeMan

Jokes, puns, things that make me laugh & hopefully others too ! Not always original but I do my best to try & get through life with a smile 😊😆👍 Cheers ! 🍻

Vrijeme pridruživanja: kolovoz 2016.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet

    there are some nice people out there, find them and stick with them !

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  2. I bought my depressed friend a Chinese takeaway to cheer him up. I passed him the soy sauce and it upset him even more. You should never Kikkoman when he’s down...

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  3. Fun fact! Placing three items down in front of a cashier and saying, “just these, please” is the supermarket equivalent to saying “what time do you finish?” to a taxi driver...

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  4. The neighbours dogs woke me up last night barking loudly. So I threw my shoes out of the window at them and that shut them up... It was a pair of hush puppies...

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  5. I have some racing geese for sale, let me know if you want a quick gander...

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  6. When I was baptised, the vicar wore a fake moustache, nose and glasses. It was a blessing in disguise.

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  7. I recently got rid of all my Dusty Springfield records and memorabilia, but now I just don't know what to do with my shelf...

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  8. I have a really good Tupperware joke. But the punchline doesn’t fit - it’s from another Tupperware joke...

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  9. I've got such a bad cold, and I have a feeling I had these exact same symptoms just recently... I think I must have deja flu.

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  10. I had to look twice as I’m sure I saw Alf in this picture...?!

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  11. Took my car in for a service yesterday... The vicar at the church was not impressed...

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  12. My friend got badly hurt making butter on his farm... It was a really unfortunate churn of events.

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  13. So apparently today’s date 02/02/2020 is a numerical palindrome. This was first discovered by a scientist called Dr Awkward.

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  14. My wife kept threatening to leave me because of my silly puns about her dark yellow gloves... I woke up this morning and found that she’s gone, which I wasn’t actually expecting I mustard mitt.

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  16. This bloke asked me “Do you like Erasure?” I said “Ooooh sometimes....”

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  17. I'm experimenting with making making sardine flavour tea. I was considering using mackerel, but that's a completely different kettle of fish...

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  18. I wouldn't say my mate was thick but he thought that Reuters were novelists from Birmingham...

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  19. Didn’t he play Sherlock ?

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  20. Once I hit my 40s I bought a red sports car and started hanging around maternity wards offering to help deliver babies. I was having a midwife crisis...

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  21. First rule of ‘Rick Astley Fight Club’ : You know the rules and so do I...

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