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#HowToSurviveTwitter there are some nice people out there, find them and stick with them !Hvala. Twitter će to iskoristiti za poboljšanje vaše vremenske crte. PoništiPoništi -
I bought my depressed friend a Chinese takeaway to cheer him up. I passed him the soy sauce and it upset him even more. You should never Kikkoman when he’s down...
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Fun fact! Placing three items down in front of a cashier and saying, “just these, please” is the supermarket equivalent to saying “what time do you finish?” to a taxi driver...
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The neighbours dogs woke me up last night barking loudly. So I threw my shoes out of the window at them and that shut them up... It was a pair of hush puppies...
#ShoesdayHvala. Twitter će to iskoristiti za poboljšanje vaše vremenske crte. PoništiPoništi -
I have some racing geese for sale, let me know if you want a quick gander...
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When I was baptised, the vicar wore a fake moustache, nose and glasses. It was a blessing in disguise.
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I recently got rid of all my Dusty Springfield records and memorabilia, but now I just don't know what to do with my shelf...
#TuesdayMorningHvala. Twitter će to iskoristiti za poboljšanje vaše vremenske crte. PoništiPoništi -
I have a really good Tupperware joke. But the punchline doesn’t fit - it’s from another Tupperware joke...
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I've got such a bad cold, and I have a feeling I had these exact same symptoms just recently... I think I must have deja flu.
#nationalsickiedayHvala. Twitter će to iskoristiti za poboljšanje vaše vremenske crte. PoništiPoništi -
I had to look twice as I’m sure I saw Alf in this picture...?!
#mondaythoughtspic.twitter.com/3pOJuvZAax
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Took my car in for a service yesterday... The vicar at the church was not impressed...
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My friend got badly hurt making butter on his farm... It was a really unfortunate churn of events.
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So apparently today’s date 02/02/2020 is a numerical palindrome. This was first discovered by a scientist called Dr Awkward.
#PalindromeDay#SundayThoughtsHvala. Twitter će to iskoristiti za poboljšanje vaše vremenske crte. PoništiPoništi -
My wife kept threatening to leave me because of my silly puns about her dark yellow gloves... I woke up this morning and found that she’s gone, which I wasn’t actually expecting I mustard mitt.
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This bloke asked me “Do you like Erasure?” I said “Ooooh sometimes....”
#SillySaturdayHvala. Twitter će to iskoristiti za poboljšanje vaše vremenske crte. PoništiPoništi -
I'm experimenting with making making sardine flavour tea. I was considering using mackerel, but that's a completely different kettle of fish...
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I wouldn't say my mate was thick but he thought that Reuters were novelists from Birmingham...
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Once I hit my 40s I bought a red sports car and started hanging around maternity wards offering to help deliver babies. I was having a midwife crisis...
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First rule of ‘Rick Astley Fight Club’ : You know the rules and so do I...
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