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David Windmueller
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Savannah, GAJoined February 2015
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O Canada lol
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National Guard soldiers in New York have been reportedly distributing tickets, paid for by New York City, to migrants to allow them to settle instead in Canada, per NYP.
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Are you a python developer or a spreadsheet wizard and want to help expose Twitter's censorship under Jack Dorsey's leadership?
You can help us process some raw censorship data that has access to.
Data is in CSV form. Super easy to process. DM me.
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Ideal USMNT setup:
General Manager: Alan Gordon
Sporting Director: Steven Lenhart
Head Coach: Chris Wondolowski
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BREAKING NEWS: Kevin McCarthy just kicked me off the House Intelligence Committee.
And here’s why: I fought him and Donald Trump when they tried to tear down our democracy.
If he thinks this will stop me, he will soon find out differently.
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I'm about to ride this wave. Just gotta keep Big Eggs from litigating me into oblivion.
$60 for 3 organic, free-range eggs.
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Condolences to everyone who was either secretly or openly hoping that mass shooting in Southern California was an anti-Asian hate crime
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WTF I want a truck now.
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Replying to @aroll43
it’s expensive, gets bad gas mileage, and is dangerous to pedestrians and other drivers
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I could see Stetson Bennet getting drafted by Bill Belichick but to be a WR a la Julian Edelman.
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Found out one of my customers has a Brock Purdy 49ers jersey and it made me super envious.
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Brady had a good run.
Because they'd have brought guns and used them?
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All I know is that had the J6 insurrectionists been Black or Native —it would have been a bloodbath. Agree?
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"I don't think it's an accident that there were two types of flags at the January 6th insurrection: there were Trump and political flags and then there were AR-15 flags." - @ryandbusse on America's problem with gun extremism.
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A reminder to disgraced @GOPLeader Kevin McCarthy that it was easier for child molester Dennis Hastert to get elected Speaker with 221 Republicans than it is for him today with 222.
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Ok fine. I'll just be Speaker of the House. Maybe then I could get to bring back the Double Decker Taco. Also, we need more 70mm IMAX theaters in this country. Let's do this.
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The best thing one can reasonably hope to gain from Congress is the public, personal humiliation of its members and especially its leaders like @GOPLeader
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Had a meeting yesterday that should have been canceled. It went over the 60 minute mark because we talked world cup, college football playoffs, and NFL playoffs. Most efficient use of time ever.
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Shopify, $SHOP, tells employees to just say no to wasteful meetings, per Bloomberg.
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They're voting for the wrong Kevin McCarthy IMO.
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I for one hope @KevinMcCarthyTV becomes the speaker of the house today. Everyone just likes him because he sees to good in everything!
Imagine you at war and Josh Allen launches this at you from 70 yards out with pinpoint accuracy
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The U.S Army once designed an anti armor grenade that would be the same size and shape of a football so US soldiers knew how to sling it. This prototype was built using a hollowed out nerf ball.
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"The AR-15 is mightier than the sword." - Buddha
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The great thing about elephants in rooms is watching people pretend it's something else.
My newest neighbors here in Georgia have 415 area codes.
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I'm starting to think that red states are better at governing than blue states.
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I for one hope becomes the speaker of the house today. Everyone just likes him because he sees to good in everything!
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aka it's a "progressive" site.
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NEW - Mastodon is a "social" media platform dominated by pedophiles and most of its content is child porn.
secjuice.com/mastodon-child
Facebook reads my mind better than twitter does.
RIP Pele
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