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Overthrow Entertainment. Rap guy extraordinaire. LISTEN TO DVTV vice.com/read/vice-excl
Uptown BabyPLANETDVS.comJoined January 2009
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THEY CANT MAKE THEIR POSITION ANY CLEARER THEYRE LITERALLY SCREAMING IT AT THIS POINT
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Bronx residents say they discovered multiples nooses hanging from trees in Van Cortlandt Park on Thursday night. The NYPD declined to open an investigation, claiming the knots were leftover piñata string gothamist.com/news/reports-n
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SO IF FELONS CANT VOTE...AND A MISCARRIAGE OR ABORTION IS A FELONY....WAIT IVE ALMOST GOT IT...HMMM
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BIDEN 2020: as president, i will be president BIDEN 2022: i am hoping to be president soon, but it cant happen without your help
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protesting is unamerican. this country was founded by us hugging & kissing an oppressive regime until it died from smiling too much
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millenials are OBSESSED w/"not being killed" & "being paid for work". grow up snowdogs, this isnt your beloved pokeymans activity cartoon
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***ALERT*** CEMENT MILKSHAKES HAVE BEEN PROVEN FALSE BUT BEWARE!! THESE ANTIFA WEAPONS STILL REMAIN: 1) SPAGHETTI WITH GHOSTS INSIDE 2) SPONGEBOB COSTUME FULL OF SNAKES 3) SARCASTIC BIRTHDAY CARD THAT CALLS RECIPIENT "OLD TIMER"
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IF U UNCOMFORTABLE W/ NAZIS GETTING PUNCHED JUST PRETEND THEYRE "HARRY POTTERS MEAN UNCLE" OR WHATEVER YOUR BITCH ASS CONSIDERS "REAL" EVIL
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CONGRESS: now mr tiktok...is tiktok computer? TIKTOK CEO: yea CONGRESS (crying): please do not shrink me with your potions, i will kill anyone u say
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Millenials Are Ruining The Economy By No Longer Dying In Coal Mines At Age 8 In Exchange For Ham
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shakira put out a whole song about how shes a wolf & then made a bunch of songs about regular shit. like...dont change the subject
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"if we tear down statues of racists whats next? saying racism is bad? not being racist? no longer doing hate crimes? slippery slope,friends"
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I HAVE DECIDED TO MAKE A CONSCIOUS DECISION NOT TO HAVE MY MIND "BLOWN" ANYMORE. IF DINOSAURS COME BACK & I SEE ONE I'LL JUST BE LIKE "GOOD"
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"ok did everyone DOWNLOAD a pencil?" -how school is like now i bet. due to the changes in the world
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FENWAY IS CLOSING???
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NPR
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The Red Sox are considering a possible lifetime ban for anyone caught making racist remarks at their ballpark. npr.org/2017/05/03/526
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WORD, "GET OUT" IS A MOVIE ABOUT HOW HARD IT IS TO FIND YOUR KEYS SOMETIMES.
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Joyce Carol Oates
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"Othello" is a great enough work of dramatic art that, if the racial element were entirely removed, the play would still be a profound accomplishment. That Othello is a "Moor" could be made--almost--irrelevant. (Disagree?)
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"fellas, is it antisemitic to be black?" this is onna the evilest things ive ever seen, yall went easy on her
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WARNING TO THOSE ATTEMPTING TO KILL SANTA IN ORDER TO BECOME HIM: use your fists/a rear naked choke. if u shoot him, the GUN becomes santa
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was there new legislation when cops choked eric garner to death and wore shirts mocking his dying words and harassed his daughter until the day she died & locked up the guy who got it on film? or just when they got water splashed on them like in a gatorade commercial?
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IN 8 MONTHS IMMA BE *COVERED* IN TEETH & INVINCIBLE & YALL ARE FUUUUUCKED. PAY TRIBUTE TO YOUR TOOTH KING IN ADVANCE OR PERISH MISERABLY IN "THE GREAT CHEWING"
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so called "PC" culture has ruined entertainment. can u imagine beloved character "Racism Man" existing today? surely not. theyd have to change his name to "Avocados Man"
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"punching a nazi MAKES u a nazi" OH WORD? IM FINNA PUNCH A PTERODACTYL & THEN A MILLIONAIRE THEN
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RAPPERS THESE DAYS JUST SAY A BUNCH OF HULLABALOO. MISS WHEN REAL LYRICISTS WAS OUT HERE SPITTIN *REAL* BARS LIKE "MAMA MIA,HERE I GO AGAIN"
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anytime somebody in NYC die from some freak shit like a pterodactyl dropping a turtle on their skull or they swallow the sun by accident, the comments is all people from places wit names like "Brungles Corners" goin "thats why i would never visit. thats how it is every day there"
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THE SPAGHETTIER: what a pity batman.... youll NEVER finish all this spaghetti BATMAN: ill just take some home THE SPAGHETTIER(dying): nOooo
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OK I GOT TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS WHOLE HILLARY EMAILS THING. TURNS OUT THEYRE LIKE A FAST KIND OF MAIL THAT GOES IN THE COMPUTER.
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IVE JUST LEARNED AMERICANS DONT EAT "FINKY FOBNERS" OR "HARRIET GOES TO MARKET"!!! HOW DO U LIVE WITHOUT THESE CLASSIC BREAKFAST TREATS????
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rappers wit names like "Johnny From The Cookout That One Time" needa think bigger. very few people was at that cookout
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its funny when u see someone be 7 years old. u idiot. the correct time to be that was many years ago
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if cardi b use a word or phrase that u never heard before, u are required BY LAW to wait at least one (1) calendar week before u use it to describe your dumb fuckin casserole or whatever
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people with eyes: this is a concentration camp senators with names like Wilhelm Christwald Jr: this is SO disrespectful to all the jewbags that died in the hollowcrust
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absolutely shameful that todays children take pictures of themselves having a nice time rather than being forced to build the great pyramids
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its been 20 yrs since Celine Dion released "I'm In Love With A Boat", from the movie "Big Stupid Boat"
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Oh you like food? What's a potato taste like? Yeah that's what I thought, you dunno shit....you don't eat no food, player.
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back at her home, Calloway was evasive. Her remarks that i should "prepare for an unforgettable luncheon" thrilled me. Yet, when she served the hams, they appeared grilled. Her insistance that they were in fact steamed perplexed me, but i knew better than to question an artist
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"life before the infernal MeToo movement was so different. youd wake up, have a hot cocoa & marmelade, put on your mittens & build a snowman in the front yard. today its not like that" NO BITCH UR REMEMBERING BEING SIX. JUST KEEP YOUR HANDS TO YOURSELF GRANDPA THINKPIECE
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NEW TWITTER RULES 1.no porn 2.no suicidal thoughts 3.sending short messages, or "tweets" is prohibited. 4.if u "click" on something, u die
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a week before the election, a cat named Gobney or something is gonna go viral for stealin a mustard packet & the votes are gonna hinge on one candidate tweeting "Gobney should give that back, it isnt his" & the other one going "leave Gobney alone, he can have mustard if he wants"
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i made a robot watch 1000 episodes of seinfeld and then made it write its own seinfeld script: SEINFELD: seinfeld
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this aint the fuckin debate club picnic, when right wing demons go 'muslims want to destroy the sun' the correct answer isnt "actually youre mistaken! there are many prominent muslims who are nice! some are doctors!" its "fuck u bitch" and/or spitting on who said that
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DAMN HE WOULDA WON TOO. RIP JAKE GLEEPENGLORBEN, YOULL GET EM NEXT TIME
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CNN Breaking News
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Former Colorado Gov. John Hickenlooper plans to end his bid for the Democratic presidential nomination on Thursday, sources say cnn.it/2H5MLtS
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CRAIGSLIST ONLY GOT 2 JOBS 1)COME SUCK MY DICK FOR 5 DOLLARS & 2)EXPERIENCED MARKETING DIRECTOR NEEDED....TO SUCK MY DICK FOR 5 DOLLARS
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if you cant handle me at my "bit by a radioactive lobster" u dont deserve me at my "using lobster powers to help u gain custody of your son"
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YO NOT TO BE IMPATIENT BUT IF YALL WERE PLANNING TO DONATE $1000 TO MY FUNERAL KICKSTARTER LIKE "dam RIP to a bodacious shredder" I'D RATHER JUST HAVE THE $ NOW & THEN YALL COULD THROW MY CORPSE THRU THE WINDOW OF A QDOBA OR WHATEVER
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OK LETS BREAK IT DOWN: QUARANTINE QUAR - ANTINE / \ / \ LATIN FOR LATIN FOR "EAT" "SPIDERS" AND THERE YOU HAVE IT
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STOP MAKING COMPLICATED EMOJOS WHERE A FACE SMILING BUT CRYING BUT ITS EAR IS WARM BUT ITS SLEEPY. U R GIVING TEENS FEELINGS THAT DONT EXIST
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i watched 1000 jeopardys, yall need better life stories. u got alex lookin like a asshole when he says "now, i understand u had a run in with a celebrity?" & yall go "thats right. i met Mario. in a video game."
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Hey John Arbuckle,big fan. 2 quick Q's: 1.Where the fuck is your nose u shitheel idiot? 2.u know your cat is in the newspaper?
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bitcoin will REVOLUTIONIZE how the economy works. for example, in 3 years, you will die from not having enough BITCOIN for medicine
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"Hi folks, I'm Swamp Thing. As you know, I like the environment. But there's nothing "the environment" about childhood obesity"
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u guys! come quick! a fuckin idiot said some dumb shit!!! what i dont understand is how they keep getting so much attention!?!? look at all the other shit they said! lollll look at their website too! lmao look at these thermal pictures i took thru their wall of them sleeping
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look i get that theres a virus. but also its thanksgiving, the time to get together in large groups & cough in each others mouth. explain to me how a germ would make you sick EVEN THOUGH your cousin is there??? you cant. theres no science behind it.
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best song off this album definitely "Kanye Asada" where he just eat tacos into the mic for 8min but he aint have to include Paul McCartney crying on the track that made me feel weird
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"ok u got the job as TV chef. what do u want your name/catchphrase to be? spend some time on it, its a big decision"
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if u scroll down on their TL, everybody who go "liberalism is a mental disorder. check the facts" also be retweeting "GET A FREE 9000$ TARGET GIFT CARD. JUST CLICK ON CROATIA.VIRUS"
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everybody got too bored & now we're at the "celery is patriarchy...and if u put peanut butter on it? thats taxes" stage of sayin shit. we were never meant to get here, the simulation is crashing
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Mr Trump,this is called a "sega genesis" u use it to control america. try it! you're the blue guy. yes,as president u go VERY fast
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"we at newspaper have recently been made aware that sexual assault is serious. this occurred between 11am and noon today"
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New York Times Opinion
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We're sorry for this tweet. In retrospect, a Twitter poll is insensitive in light of the gravity of this hearing. We've deleted it.
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NAH FUCK THAT. *YOU* HAVE 5 FREE ARTICLES LEFT. IF YOU WANT ME TO LEARN ANYTHING EVER AGAIN AFTER THAT ITS $10K
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Your "porn star name" is the name of the delegate to the Continental Congress from South Carolina who signed the Declaration Of Independence. So mine would be "Edward Rutledge", and thats everybody else's one also
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people swear its sooooo expensive to be vegan yet this ENTIRE meal cost me less than 90$
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healthcare bout to be "can u find the 1 tylenol we buried in the desert" & Trump fans gonna go "SO? i LOVE to die! oh,does that TRIGGER u?"
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i cant BELIEVE this friggin 2020, u know? i simply cant WAIT for it to turn a different number year, when everything will become good
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2 yrs ago i was post up on the corner & a dog ran into my cigarette. i checked to make sure he was ok but he aint even notice. THEN like a hour later he ran down the street holdin a pie plate & dropped it at my feet & im just realizing now YOOOOO WHAT IF HE MEANT IT AS AN ASHTRAY
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kids these days out here drinkin raw sprite. no garlic, no onions, they dont even boil it. & u wonder why this countrys a mess
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my favorite song is "My Car Nice (But I'm High [Plus I'm Sad])" by Young Everybody
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