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@DSDYMN

Hard core humanitarian-liberal. A fan of dark humor, sarcasm&witticism. English Lit MA. Living for: literature, psychology, philosophy, theory, comedy & music.

UK
Vrijeme pridruživanja: listopad 2011.

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  1. 22. kol 2014.

    Sometimes.. you just don't wanna brush your teeth, wash your face, or frankly give a flying f**k.

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  2. 22. kol 2014.
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  3. 17. kol 2014.

    A onesie is like a full body hug; it's heaven in the form of cotton.

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  4. 22. srp 2014.

    That annoying moment you comfortably settle in, only to realize what you need is infinitely far from your grasp.

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  5. 22. srp 2014.

    "A lack of trust in other people increases the need for religion, if you can't rely on others, you have to rely on God" - Hannibal (S02E12).

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  6. 13. svi 2014.
    Odgovor korisniku/ci

    “@Aquarius_ht: will never get into trouble for lying, it's their honesty that does it.” EE WALLLAAAAH!!!

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  7. 6. svi 2014.
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  8. 6. svi 2014.
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  9. proslijedio/la je Tweet
    6. tra 2014.

    When you make a commitment, you build hope. When you keep it, you build trust.

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  10. 12. ožu 2014.

    "Coffee is for people who don't have adrenaline!" - Muscle Man from 'The Regular Show' 😂, 💗 it.

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  11. 5. ožu 2014.

    !!Freakin' love the 2014 Jag commercial 😍 !!

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  12. 5. ožu 2014.

    Feeling like a boss! Watchin' The Avengers, munchin' on candy, and sippin' on coffee at fo' in da mornin'.

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  13. 5. ožu 2014.

    "I used ESP", "What's ESP?", "Extra Sensory Puma". 😂 OMG, I miss Roxy from 'Hannah Montana'.

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  14. 1. ožu 2014.

    Oh & 1 more fun shark fact,they're attracted to the color yellow.So better pray that ur ✈️ never goes down in the 🌊..

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  15. 1. ožu 2014.

    The guys referred to in the previous tweets were lemon sharks, which are known for being quite aggressive I must say.

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  16. 1. ožu 2014.

    To continue from my previous ideas, if you wanna be more sinister, throw your victim in with the guys below.

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  17. 1. ožu 2014.

    That the tiger sharks, aka the "garbage disposals of the ocean", are the best ones to go to...

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  18. 1. ožu 2014.

    Thanks 'Shark Feeding Frenzy' you taught me that if I ever wanted to dump a body... Cont. in 2nd tweet

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  19. 1. ožu 2014.

    "Just 'cause it wasn't in your life plan, doesn't mean you're not exactly where you need to be"-- Chloe from 'Don't Trust the B frm Apt. 23'

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  20. 1. ožu 2014.

    "Just bunk him on the head, it's nature's snooze button" -- Stan from Disney's cartoon 'Gravity Falls' 😂 Epic statement 😂

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