DPRK News Service

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Pyongyang, DPRK
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  1. 40 minutes ago

    Election for governor of US California province seen as contest between hypocritical incompetence and unfiltered lunacy.

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  2. 14 hours ago

    United States video game industry faces angry uprising by male consumers, enraged at being forced to view female characters not as attractive as themselves.

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  3. 15 hours ago

    Early previews of Saturday fascist rally in U.S. capital of Washington compare upcoming insurrection to legendary sequels such as “Blues Brothers 2000” and “Highlander II: The Quickening.”

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  4. 18 hours ago

    Observers see Korean courts as overwhelmingly partisan toward Workers Party of Korea.

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  5. 19 hours ago

    CULTURE DESK: United States “social media” erupts in frenzy over reclusive diet sandwich plutocrat known only as “Jared.” Marshal Kim Jong-Un makes weight loss success available to all the people, regardless of age.

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  6. Sep 12

    KPA long-range missiles.... The San Francisco Treat!

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  7. Sep 12

    Turkmenistan leads world in production of subway buskermen.

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  8. Sep 12

    Florida Republic embraces Malthusian approach to panhandlers, destitute parasites and elderly societal dregs.

    6 replies 21 retweets 142 likes
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  9. Sep 12

    Supreme Leader Kim Jong-un also takes won from Pierce Morgan in friendly wager on the current state of English perfidy. Total purse ₩ 55 plus Korean sales tax. Morgan's vainglorious advice is brusquely shunned by all bettors.

    A bad day? I've been totally vindicated. She took my advice and won.
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  10. Sep 12

    Democratic Peoples Republic of Korea is certified Moonie-free.

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  11. Sep 12

    Marshal Kim Jong-Un does not bow and scrape before “Moonies.”

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  12. Sep 11

    Transformation of US first lady Melana Trump into ravening beast-woman is prophesied by recently unearthed medallion.

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  13. Sep 11

    Final installment of long-running “Three Men and A Baby” film franchise brings series to fitting conclusion.

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  14. Sep 11

    Present Value (PV) of Marshal Kim Jong-un is calculated using complex logarithmic algorithm. Marshal Kim Jong-un offers no "discount rate".

    8 replies 14 retweets 112 likes
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  15. Sep 11

    United States president Joseph Biden unleashes “inner child.”

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  16. Sep 11

    XXL black silk "muumuu" is gifted to US citizen D. Jonathan Trump for contributions to Korean society.

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  17. Sep 11

    Trimmed-down Marshal Kim Jong-un's close friends receive many stylish oversized hand-me-downs.

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  18. Sep 11

    Recent weight loss by Marshal Kim Jong-Un attributed to adoption of “low carb” diet, consisting of steak, oysters, bacon, cheese, and champagne.

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  19. Sep 10

    “Dear Evan Hansen” new western degenerate psychological horror film in which mediocre middle-aged male pickup artist uses stranger’s suicide in brazen attempt to have sex with teenage girls.

    4 replies 12 retweets 137 likes
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  20. Sep 10

    Original Compositions Added include: Ante Up Ruff Ryders Anthem Wishing Well Hips Don’t Lie

    Playlist from Marshall Kim Jong Un upcoming original song fall mixtape. Ms Fat Booty They Reminisce Over You (T.R.O.Y.) Liquid Swords Humble Respiration Thieves in the Night Verses from the Abstract Hypnotize
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