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  1. acum 14 ore

    "The idiot still asks me whether I'm going to let him build his tower in two years." "What a schmuck." "As if Moscow has a shortage of shoddily built skyscrapers designed by someone with the fashion taste of a gangster."

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  2. 24 apr.

    My buddies and me are gettin' real well known. Yeah, the bad guys know us and they leave us alone.

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  3. 24 apr.

    Characters of Iron Man, Incredible Hulk, Howard The Duck, The Mighty Thor, and Thanos are loosely based on exploits of Supreme Leader Kim Jong-Un, at various phases of his life.

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  4. 24 apr.

    Donald Trump promises that all insults to Queen Elizabeth of England will be merely inadvertent.

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  5. 24 apr.

    Friendship between Democratic Peoples Republic of Korea and Vladimir Putin can never be broken.

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  6. 24 apr.

    Donald Trump' advises Jack Dorsey that Twitter revolution is over. Condolences. The bums lost. Trump's advice is to do what Dorsey's parents did, and get a job, sir. THE BUMS WILL ALWAYS LOSE.

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  7. 24 apr.

    Donald Trump urges street derelict in cheap suit to cease drinking and get a job.

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  8. 20 apr.

    "Easter" is barbaric western ritual fertility feast in which children are encouraged to boil the young of chickens alive, before going on to devour rabbit babies. Adults consume the flesh of pigs.

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  9. 19 apr.

    1000 Won could buy you half a bowl of radishes OR it could save us from American imperialism. How will you spend yours?

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  10. 19 apr.

    So many times, it happens too fast. You trade your passion for glory. Don't lose your grip on the dreams of the past. You must fight just to keep them alive.

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  11. 18 apr.

    Marshal Kim Jong-Un encourages Korean people to investigate his blameless conduct.

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  12. 18 apr.

    Laws of thermodynamics were hypothesized and proven by Great Leader Kim Il-Sung in 1937.

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  13. 18 apr.

    Twitter now extends to most primitive reaches of Amazon jungles, in which savages question question what is deemed common sense by civilized people.

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  14. 16 apr.

    President of Supreme Peoples Assembly Kim Yong-Nam is allowed to retire.

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  15. 16 apr.

    Supreme Leader Kim Jong-Un to translate Arabian classic "Al Azif" to Korean.

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  16. 15 apr.

    "Bran Stark," western fantasy character who watches and waits for perfect moment of vengeance on enemies of family and nation, is said to be based on Supreme Leader Kim Jong-Un.

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  17. 15 apr.

    "Triumph Of A Man Called Horse" is suitable ending to epic "A Man Called Horse" trilogy, according to film critic.

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  18. 15 apr.

    Disney+ is banned.

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  19. 15 apr.

    Democratic Peoples Republic of Korea has no income tax.

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  20. 15 apr.

    Supreme Leader Kim Jong-Un disclaims responsibility for Tiger Woods' return to Masters, having only offered Woods tips on long range game, putting, and limited physical therapy. True champion is Tiger Woods.

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