DPRK News Service

@DPRK_News

Official News feed of Democratic Peoples Republic of Korea

Pyongyang, DPRK
Joined July 2009

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  1. Supreme Leader Kim Jong-Un reviews Red Star OS spreadsheet software for appropriate ideological rigor.

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  2. Nighttime Dancing Club in Pyongyang now open on a limited basis for foreigners and those who are worthy.

  3. Supreme Leader Kim Jong-Un receives gift of two Cashmere Goats from Mongolian Delegation. Later enjoys meal of curried goat.

  4. New youth film, Citizen Hwang: Exterminator of Bears, opens to cheers of happy children throughout DPRK.

  5. Prestigious international restaurant Del Taco to open Asian flagship store in Pyongyang, bringing exotic cuisine to workers and peasants.

  6. Red Banner Triumphant cigarettes praised by recognized world tobacco authorities for mellow flavour and delicious aftertaste.

  7. World clamours for potassium and sorghum exports as DPRK enjoys positive trade balance for 65th consecutive year.

  8. International medical authority lauds DPRK's socialist hospital system for providing greatest health care to most people at lowest cost.

  9. Korean Peoples Supreme Court commutes sentence of saboteur Park Han-Cho from execution by public flogging to execution by public hanging.

  10. English deputy premier Jeremy Corbyn praised as far-seeing visionary by World Society for Study of Juche Idea of Great Leader Kim Il-Sung.

  11. Latest prattle from U.S. governor Michael Huckabee dismissed as timid yelping from a chastised dog.

  12. Korean Peoples Navy leaders receive lessons in strategy from Supreme Leader Kim Jong-Un, Admiral of all the People.

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  13. Supreme Leader Kim Jong-Un awes onlookers at yearly Pyongyang pie-eating contest, consuming 47 pies of huckleberry and 34 pies of cherry

  14. Millions stare at freakish cultists swarming New York City for degenerate worship of rotating mechanical apple in bizarre new year ceremony.

  15. 14 colonial invaders meet revolutionary justice in anti-imperialist attack against French restaurant in Afghan capital city of Kabul.

  16. Rare finback whale exterminated off coast of North Hamgyong Province, keeping seas safe for mercantile and fishing traffic.

  17. Japanese fascists warned: further intolerable aggressions against Korean People will be met by mailed fist of Korean People's Navy.

  18. Discovery in Moscow archives reveals previously unknown facts concerning heroism of Great Leader Kim Il-Sung in Fatherland Liberation War.

  19. Foreign Minister Roh Song-Tae telegrams congratulating felicities to King of Saudi Arabia for resolute execution of 47 anti-state terrorists

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