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In case you reply to me and I never answer. It might be because I simply kept on living my life. Or it could be because you’re not important enough. To me, anyway. Don’t take it personally. Unless you’re a Nazi. If you’re a Nazi, go fuck yourself.pic.twitter.com/PkdeQ3KWaj
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We on Twitter don't have to worry about defamation and libel suits the way newspapers do. R. Kelly made a goddamn rape tape. I'm not gonna flip my shit if newspapers don't refer to it as such.https://twitter.com/BritniDWrites/status/1081378015211188225 …
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Hating women who dance or curse is shorthand for hating women who don’t care what men think. It terrifies them.
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My last girlfriend really tried hard to get me to like Jenna Marbles. I just didn't. Until right now. Holy fuck. I love her.https://twitter.com/Ritawhoras/status/1080602385368666112 …
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Also, "muggle plumbing methods" aka, indoor plumbing, didn't gain wide acceptance until the late-19th through mid-20th centuries. The first modern toilet (with a water tank and s-trap) wasn't invented until the 1770's.https://twitter.com/pottermore/status/1081242428105998336 …
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LOOK AT THIS EMBARRASSING VIDEO OF
@AOC DANCING— ...oh wait, that's just@senatemajldr hanging out with the Sons of Confederate Veterans.pic.twitter.com/muRJmZuKlT
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I really hope Nancy Pelosi’s gavel was whittled-down from John Boehner’s comically over-sized cartoon mallet.
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Excuse me, free speech warriors that won’t shut the fuck up about white comedians being asked not to say the n-word, here’s the battle y’all shoulda dun picked.https://twitter.com/npr/status/1080264915649101829 …
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This is literally a free cognitive behavioural therapy session and these steps, if you commit to them, can change your life! They did for me and continue to!https://twitter.com/KaniDayOfficial/status/1078721834122706944 …
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I keep trying to write a tweet really digging into Louis CK and getting too bored in the middle to finish composing it, which I've decided is my official stance on the issue. This is a boring dude to not spend any more time on. I'll likely never mention him again. ~FIN
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When you demand performative politics you get performative politics.https://twitter.com/bmac0507/status/1079900368744546304 …
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Watch this video of Warren firing up an AME church and see if you find her “cold” or “aloof.” These gendered terms are being regurgitated by a media that has totally failed to subject itself to any kind of sustained or meaningful self-criticism after 2016. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piP0_-Qtn_Y …pic.twitter.com/HmgSVEclKV
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If Nancy Pelosi was a character in a book, everybody would fucking love her. 80 year old woman who plays the game with powerful men and stays on top despite ::gestures at the state of the world:: Jesus Christ. There’d be fanfic crossovers with Granny Weatherwax and Cher.
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My first retweet of 2019. It’s perfect.https://twitter.com/nachosarah/status/1079867059897458688 …
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hey friends. "g*psy" is a slur. it's not some cutesy nickname to slap on yourself bc you took a tri-state roadtrip. it's still used to dehumanize roma ppl today. this also applies to "g*p/g*pped." it implies roma ppl are swindlers. pls take this outta your vocab.
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No fictional character has ever spoken to me the way an aging, depressed, dad-bod Spider-Man has. See this movie.
#IntoTheSpiderVerse
#spiderman
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The right-wing conspiracy theory that @Ocasio2018 is secretly wealthy reveals their deep discomfort with class mobility. With all the lectures about bootstraps, conservatives don’t believe a poor person can ever be their equal. She MUST be a rich girl in disguise.
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