Skeletor

@DMSkeletor

Mostly D&D, puppies, and leftish politics. I only see notifications from people I follow/follow me. I block MAGA trolls on sight.

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Joined July 2018

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    17 Nov 2018

    In case you reply to me and I never answer. It might be because I simply kept on living my life. Or it could be because you’re not important enough. To me, anyway. Don’t take it personally. Unless you’re a Nazi. If you’re a Nazi, go fuck yourself.

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  2. 8 hours ago

    We on Twitter don't have to worry about defamation and libel suits the way newspapers do. R. Kelly made a goddamn rape tape. I'm not gonna flip my shit if newspapers don't refer to it as such.

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  3. Retweeted

    Hating women who dance or curse is shorthand for hating women who don’t care what men think. It terrifies them.

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  4. 9 hours ago

    My last girlfriend really tried hard to get me to like Jenna Marbles. I just didn't. Until right now. Holy fuck. I love her.

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  5. Retweeted
    12 hours ago
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  6. 11 hours ago
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  7. 13 hours ago

    Also, "muggle plumbing methods" aka, indoor plumbing, didn't gain wide acceptance until the late-19th through mid-20th centuries. The first modern toilet (with a water tank and s-trap) wasn't invented until the 1770's.

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  8. Retweeted
    17 hours ago

    LOOK AT THIS EMBARRASSING VIDEO OF DANCING— ...oh wait, that's just hanging out with the Sons of Confederate Veterans.

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  9. Jan 3

    I really hope Nancy Pelosi’s gavel was whittled-down from John Boehner’s comically over-sized cartoon mallet.

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  10. Retweeted
    Jan 2

    Excuse me, free speech warriors that won’t shut the fuck up about white comedians being asked not to say the n-word, here’s the battle y’all shoulda dun picked.

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  11. Retweeted
    Jan 3

    This is literally a free cognitive behavioural therapy session and these steps, if you commit to them, can change your life! They did for me and continue to!

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  12. Retweeted
    Jan 1

    I keep trying to write a tweet really digging into Louis CK and getting too bored in the middle to finish composing it, which I've decided is my official stance on the issue. This is a boring dude to not spend any more time on. I'll likely never mention him again. ~FIN

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  13. Jan 1

    When you demand performative politics you get performative politics.

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  14. Retweeted

    Watch this video of Warren firing up an AME church and see if you find her “cold” or “aloof.” These gendered terms are being regurgitated by a media that has totally failed to subject itself to any kind of sustained or meaningful self-criticism after 2016.

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  15. Retweeted
    Dec 31

    If Nancy Pelosi was a character in a book, everybody would fucking love her. 80 year old woman who plays the game with powerful men and stays on top despite ::gestures at the state of the world:: Jesus Christ. There’d be fanfic crossovers with Granny Weatherwax and Cher.

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  16. Dec 31

    My first retweet of 2019. It’s perfect.

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  17. Dec 31
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  18. Retweeted
    30 Dec 2018

    hey friends. "g*psy" is a slur. it's not some cutesy nickname to slap on yourself bc you took a tri-state roadtrip. it's still used to dehumanize roma ppl today. this also applies to "g*p/g*pped." it implies roma ppl are swindlers. pls take this outta your vocab.

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  19. 29 Dec 2018

    No fictional character has ever spoken to me the way an aging, depressed, dad-bod Spider-Man has. See this movie.

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  20. Retweeted

    The right-wing conspiracy theory that @Ocasio2018 is secretly wealthy reveals their deep discomfort with class mobility. With all the lectures about bootstraps, conservatives don’t believe a poor person can ever be their equal. She MUST be a rich girl in disguise.

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  21. 29 Dec 2018
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