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@DMReporter

I am not a journalist. I do not write for the Daily Mail. I do not think coffee gives you cancer. I happen to think immigration makes the world interesting.

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1. Better Stay than Away #FBPE‏ @TrumptonLibDems 13 Jul 2017
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  WHO?????
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1. Timothy Claypole‏ @bigtrousers 13 Jul 2017
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  "What do you do for a living?" "I describe what is happening in pictures on the internet" "Can't people see what is happening?" "Shush"
  
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1. John Phillips‏ @underlogic 13 Jul 2017
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  "Someone you don't know is doing things you don't care about in a place you've never been to"
  
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1. Chris Moody‏ @ChrisJER69 13 Jul 2017
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  They made a mahoosive assumption about why she opted for large sunglasses. Maybe it was to stop her laser-eyes from killing innocent kids!
  
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1. Chris Rhodes‏ @Kitrhodes 13 Jul 2017
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  Does the accompanying article explain who Ashley Tisdale is or why we should even care?
  
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1. Andy‏ @abinitio1980 13 Jul 2017
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  When I see “By http://Dailymail.com reporter” I always imagine a room filled with typewriters and monkeys
  
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1. Olly‏ @droler 13 Jul 2017
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  "In order to keep her feet clean, she opted for shoes."
  
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1. B S‏ @BASabbar 13 Jul 2017
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  No nipples poking out and no cleavage? What is this? Amateur hour?
  
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