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All Star Drunk that once won a MVP award for being drunk. Former scout and GM. 5X husband(not Paul Crane). Former 3X asshole husband of the year.

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    Danny Keetz, Drunk Assistant to the GM‏ @DKeetz Oct 16

    The look of the White House Italian translator as Trump says President Mozzarella for the Italian President and says U.S. and Italy have been allies since Ancient Rome. Hot fucking damnpic.twitter.com/ecrIaRFvOI

    3:29 PM - 16 Oct 2019
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    1,173 replies 41,344 retweets 111,983 likes
      1. Danny Keetz, Drunk Assistant to the GM‏ @DKeetz Oct 16

        Actually the Italian Presidents translator. My mistake bubbas

        40 replies 462 retweets 5,823 likes
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      2. Darknetic‏ @Darknetic2 Oct 17
        Replying to @DKeetz

        ... and a new Meme-Template was born...pic.twitter.com/Nbg7UWVxVh

        11 replies 310 retweets 2,572 likes
      3. Darknetic‏ @Darknetic2 Oct 17
        Replying to @Darknetic2 @DKeetz

        One possibilty to use it... xD #dndmemespic.twitter.com/dTVaM1JxOu

        7 replies 183 retweets 1,301 likes
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      2. Woman Voter‏ @WomanVote Oct 16
        Replying to @DKeetz

        Woman Voter Retweeted Amee Vanderpool

        See the Trump @WhiteHouse fiasco:👇🏼 🥴https://twitter.com/girlsreallyrule/status/1184573946923905025?s=21 …

        Woman Voter added,

        0:38
        Amee Vanderpool @girlsreallyrule
        Trump says the US and Italy are bound together by a shared heritage dating back thousands of years to Ancient Rome??? pic.twitter.com/VKpPTEmBDP
        35 replies 148 retweets 681 likes
      3. Aditya‏ @sakataring Oct 17
        Replying to @WomanVote @DKeetz @WhiteHouse

        okay it is dumb but i think i understood what he meant. He was perhaps talking about the foundation of western thinking and primitive democracy in italy which which echoed through time

        30 replies 5 retweets 109 likes
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      2. John Lutge‏ @JohnLutge Oct 17
        Replying to @DKeetz

        Bigus Dickus here. The only reason we triumphed in the Siege of Veii was the great US steel we could use in our armour and swords. The USA had the best steel in 396 BC.

        8 replies 25 retweets 407 likes
      3. ECT is over now I'm sad‏ @KowtowRobinson Oct 17
        Replying to @JohnLutge @DKeetz

        The best steel, tremendous steel, everyone said so

        2 replies 9 retweets 207 likes
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      2. Cyrus North‏Verified account @CyrusNorth Oct 17
        Replying to @DKeetz

        Your tweet is fake news though. The captures are not from these moments and he never said Mozzarella. According to the video she is just focused. Source (in French) :https://www.liberation.fr/checknews/2019/10/17/non-donald-trump-n-a-pas-appele-le-president-italien-mozzarella-en-public_1758150 …

        19 replies 50 retweets 303 likes
      3. Felicitas‏ @Divitissimus Oct 17
        Replying to @CyrusNorth @DKeetz

        problem is Trump can't speak English properly so it is often confusing what he says (origin vs oranges, yesterday 3rd rate vs 3rd grade) so not surprising he might say Mozzarella

        2 replies 3 retweets 101 likes
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      2. Bindle Williams‏ @bindleW Oct 16
        Replying to @DKeetz

        Poor woman doesn’t know weather to translate or laugh.

        9 replies 4 retweets 438 likes
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      2. e.non‏ @enon68301884 Oct 16
        Replying to @DKeetz

        I was watching her real time and knew she'd be showing up somewhere... how many times previously has that happened to a white house translator..

        5 replies 8 retweets 546 likes
      3. Spitzengefühl‏ @spitzengeful Oct 16
        Replying to @enon68301884 @DKeetz

        Every. Single. Time. The US should award all Trump-era translators/interpreters the Presidential Medal of Freedom, but IMHO the poor Finnish soul who had to translate "he couldn't carry his blankstrap" last week will be a hard to beat!

        7 replies 47 retweets 891 likes
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      2. Adrien Fauré‏ @AdrienGazouille Oct 16
        Replying to @DKeetz @Uneheuredepeine

        Reminds me of this old Mafalda strip. Times change, but…pic.twitter.com/f7x7yGisAF

        Approximate translation:
Mafalda, laying on a couch, daydreaming:
- Later I want to be an interpreter at NATO
- That way I will help people undersand each other better
- I will study English, Russian…
(US Politician in he dream: Tell him that he can go #@%§§!)
- … and a little judo, just in case.
        7 replies 76 retweets 766 likes
      3. Landersch‏ @landersch Oct 17
        Replying to @AdrienGazouille @DKeetz @Uneheuredepeine

        Brillante! Gracias por traer a Mafalda!💗

        0 replies 5 retweets 45 likes
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      2. Danielle Vinette  🇨🇦 🇮🇹‏ @VinetteDanielle Oct 16
        Replying to @DKeetz @StephanieCarvin

        I felt so sorry for her. She earned every penny she made.

        1 reply 4 retweets 86 likes
      3. CryptoÂne  🇬🇬‏ @4azMedic Oct 17
        Replying to @VinetteDanielle @DKeetz @StephanieCarvin

        Every. Penne

        5 replies 3 retweets 282 likes
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      2. Legion of Mood‏ @b0ssmir Oct 16
        Replying to @DKeetz

        Wait till he meets Embassador Rigatoni.

        11 replies 14 retweets 395 likes
      3. SteveRigatti‏ @drinkysr Oct 17
        Replying to @b0ssmir @DKeetz

        People been calling me Rigatoni since the 3rd grade. I’ll be happy to be promoted to Embassador.

        2 replies 1 retweet 68 likes
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      2. Sammarté‏ @martesco12 Oct 17
        Replying to @DKeetz @Jorge_Morell

        When he asked about the "Leaning Tower of Pizza" she had a meltdown.

        7 replies 10 retweets 240 likes
      3. Dom-The HawK-Damian‏ @_TheIrOnMaN_ Oct 17
        Replying to @martesco12 @DKeetz @Jorge_Morell

        OMG I cant stop laughing at work lulz

        0 replies 1 retweet 9 likes
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