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  1. Pinned Tweet
    22 Oct 2016

    looks to the stars and whispers "please...please don't let the pig man win..." 🌌

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  2. Retweeted
    Feb 17

    Terminal Malarkey

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    rush limbaugh got hit by a train and exploded. he crapped himself right before the train hit him also. and the train was filled with dog poop.

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    Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Darth Bernie the Wise? I thought not. It's not a story the congress would tell you. It's a Vermont legend. Darth Bernie was a Dark Lord of Burlington, so powerful and so wise he could use Medicare t... [via ]

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    Jan 28

    Lovely to have all these new followers .. can we just check that you know that you’re following The World Wide Robin Hood Society in Nottingham and not the Robin Hood App .. if so .. a big welcome from Sherwood 🙌

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  7. Retweeted
    Jan 6

    Here is the Q Shaman's car. This isn't a joke. This is actually the Q Shaman's car.

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    Bay of Chuds is also an acceptable term for Jan 6 2021

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    Jan 8

    I’ve watched this clip 100 times and I still can’t believe it

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  10. Retweeted
    Jan 8

    Hello I am brand new to Twitter, what are you guys up to

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  11. Retweeted
    Jan 8
    @realDonaldTrump account suspension message screenshot but everything's owo
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    Jan 8

    HIIII! Twittew pewmanentwy suspends Pwesident Twump’s account, citing da wisk of fuwthew incitement of viowence UwU ― Weutews

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  13. Retweeted
    Jan 6

    Absolutely losing it over the fact folks think this asshole’s name is “Via Getty”

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  14. Retweeted
    Jan 7
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    I believe this curve is based on Terence McKenna's Timewave Zero graph

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    Jan 7
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    This story holds up

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    Jan 7
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    Guaranteed that guy has a nest of bedbugs in his ear

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    Jan 7
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    i recreated it, sounds terrible

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  18. Retweeted
    Jan 7

    my ariel pink story is soundchecking his band in 2018. he leaves for literally 30 minutes in the middle of it (hmmm...) comes back & up to FOH. plays with the bass EQ for 2 min & says it sounds good. i look down at the EQ and it looks like this. i reset it when he walks away

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  19. Retweeted
    Jan 6

    This mf ain’t even make it that far

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  20. Retweeted
    Jan 7

    Capitol Police Chief Steven Sund must resign today. His officers opened the gates and escorted Trump's domestic terrorists into the Capitol building. Sund's officers posed for selfies while people were terrorized, shot and killed. It's all on videotape.

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    Jan 7

    Ariel Pink and John Maus at the Trump coup

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