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@DJMakProto

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Silver Spring, MD
Joined September 2011

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    6 Nov 2016
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  2. 6 hours ago

    and I shoot at AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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  3. Retweeted
    13 hours ago

    keke does your shtummy hurt

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    12 hours ago
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    6 hours ago

    Just bought a single share of Apple stock don’t speak to me peasants

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  6. 6 hours ago

    no way it means the same thing it usually does

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  7. 6 hours ago

    why do i keep checking this girl twitter

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    6 hours ago

    Moe why is Garnet from Steven universe on the radio out here!!

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    7 hours ago
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    “Oh, so it’s ok if you [blank] but you don’t like it when someone [something that is technically in the same category as previous blank, but clearly worse]? HYPOCRITE!”

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  11. 7 hours ago

    angel on my shoulder, “what should we do?” devil on the other, “what would Meek do?”

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    7 hours ago

    ill say it again stan twitter is 4chan for teenage girls

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    23 hours ago
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    19 hours ago
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    9 hours ago
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    Jul 8

    i remember when social media was new all the adults kept telling kids "don't trust everything you read on the internet!" and now all the kids know everything online is fake while all the adults are like "DID YOU KNOW TRUMP IS ACTUALLY A LIZARD PERSON?? BUZZFEED TOLD ME."

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    17 hours ago

    if you're a man and you grew up a good father figure please recognize how lucky you are

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    11 hours ago
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    19 hours ago

    THIS WEEKEND w/ COOL BABY, POP OUT

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    10 hours ago
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    They said he was a toxic simp that nigga aint got no healthy mutual nothin

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