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I just saw my nipples in the mirror for the first time in god knows how long. They’ve basically doubled in size and darkened quite a few shades. Wtf is this shit?
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Is it just me or was 2018 like reeeeaaally bad?
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You know what? I’m finally gonna do it. This next year is the year. The year I get hot. - me the last week of every December
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The shrimp touching the cinnamon roll is giving me stresshttps://twitter.com/raejulx/status/1077603011147583489 …
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Sorry to ruin Christmas or whatever but I unfortunately have to share these excerpts from this 1970s children's sex ed bookpic.twitter.com/lkzGRwPz8K
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I was stressed out a little today because the baby wasn’t NEARLY as active as he usually is. Now he’s moving around and it makes me happy. I can’t wait until April so I can get into the swing of our new life.
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I really want Arby’s.
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I feel like I need someone in my life that’s not okay with just sitting at home doing nothing all the time. I get so jealous and bitter of these couples that actually go out and do stuff. My life is too boring for my own good.
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I should know better than to rely on anyone for anything these days. Who cares if I’m pregnant? I still need to do everything myself to make sure it’s done correctly... or at all...
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Everything on me is getting fat and I feel disgusting.
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I swear to god if this constipation makes me late for work I’m gonna be soooo upset.
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Realizing that adding the baby to my insurance through work is gonna be more expensive than my car payment is really putting another downer on this whole pregnancy thing.
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I don’t understand why when applying for benefits, they go by your income before taxes and deductions instead of what you actually bring home. That kinda makes for an inaccurate view of a person’s income, don’t ya think?
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Sometimes I hate telling people I’m pregnant because I don’t want to be congratulated. It’s like they’re saying “Congrats on this huge financial burden you’ll have to raise for the rest of your life!” It’s so hard to be happy and enjoy pregnancy when all I can feel is stressed.
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Pregnancy is weird. I feel big as a house and am gaining weight but everyone says “oh it’s just because of the baby it’s normal!” Like no I was already a big girl and I feel gross that I’m gaining weight.
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That weird moment when you can’t tell if you’re feeling early baby movement or just have gas.
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I was okay for a while and now it’s come back with a vengeance.
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He constantly thinks the screen door is closed, so we have to pretend to open it for him to come insidepic.twitter.com/oy6Hi8TsII
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pregnant for the first time and due in April 2019. I’m boutta be real af about shit

