Shelby I.

@DJAngryPigeon

I’m basically an open book, I’m just not on Twitter very often 🤷‍♀️ pregnant for the first time and due in April 2019. I’m boutta be real af about shit

Arizona
Joined May 2009
Born 31 May 1992

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  1. 4 hours ago

    Ever have one of those shits that you gotta get naked for? Like for some reason clothes just feel so uncomfortable when you’re shitting your guts out 🤢🤷‍♀️😂😭

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  2. 23 hours ago

    I just saw my nipples in the mirror for the first time in god knows how long. They’ve basically doubled in size and darkened quite a few shades. Wtf is this shit?

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    Jan 1

    New year new me New year new m New year new New year ne New year n New year New yea New ye New y New Ne N Ne Nee Need Need m Need mo Need mor Need more Need more c Need more ch Need more che Need more chee Need more chees Need more cheese

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    31 Dec 2018

    Is it just me or was 2018 like reeeeaaally bad?

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  5. Retweeted
    26 Dec 2018

    You know what? I’m finally gonna do it. This next year is the year. The year I get hot. - me the last week of every December

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  6. Retweeted
    25 Dec 2018

    The shrimp touching the cinnamon roll is giving me stress

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    25 Dec 2018

    Sorry to ruin Christmas or whatever but I unfortunately have to share these excerpts from this 1970s children's sex ed book

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  8. 25 Dec 2018

    I was stressed out a little today because the baby wasn’t NEARLY as active as he usually is. Now he’s moving around and it makes me happy. I can’t wait until April so I can get into the swing of our new life.

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  9. 22 Dec 2018
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  10. 22 Dec 2018

    I feel like I need someone in my life that’s not okay with just sitting at home doing nothing all the time. I get so jealous and bitter of these couples that actually go out and do stuff. My life is too boring for my own good.

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  11. 15 Dec 2018

    I should know better than to rely on anyone for anything these days. Who cares if I’m pregnant? I still need to do everything myself to make sure it’s done correctly... or at all...

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  12. 13 Dec 2018

    Everything on me is getting fat and I feel disgusting.

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  13. 11 Dec 2018

    I swear to god if this constipation makes me late for work I’m gonna be soooo upset.

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  14. 29 Nov 2018

    Realizing that adding the baby to my insurance through work is gonna be more expensive than my car payment is really putting another downer on this whole pregnancy thing.

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  15. 29 Nov 2018

    I don’t understand why when applying for benefits, they go by your income before taxes and deductions instead of what you actually bring home. That kinda makes for an inaccurate view of a person’s income, don’t ya think?

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  16. 28 Nov 2018

    Sometimes I hate telling people I’m pregnant because I don’t want to be congratulated. It’s like they’re saying “Congrats on this huge financial burden you’ll have to raise for the rest of your life!” It’s so hard to be happy and enjoy pregnancy when all I can feel is stressed.

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  17. 27 Nov 2018

    Pregnancy is weird. I feel big as a house and am gaining weight but everyone says “oh it’s just because of the baby it’s normal!” Like no I was already a big girl and I feel gross that I’m gaining weight.

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  18. 16 Nov 2018

    That weird moment when you can’t tell if you’re feeling early baby movement or just have gas.

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  19. 16 Nov 2018

    I was okay for a while and now it’s come back with a vengeance.

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  20. Retweeted
    3 Nov 2018

    He constantly thinks the screen door is closed, so we have to pretend to open it for him to come inside

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