Deadly Headshot

@dheadshot

Don't expect me to take this thing seriously. I've already written an esolang for code under 140 chars for use here...

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    Jul 31
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    Exactly this! There is a whole generation of people for whom the internet is just not accessible to, esp if you don’t have family close by to help. This is where people like come in. You’re putting barriers up to people using your services. It’s ageist.

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    Jul 31
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    Unless you are like Clifford Weedon and can’t see or hear. Then you need a kind and caring bank manager like to help you. Please reconsider and give her her job back

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    Jul 31
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    This is ironic. You sack a bank manager for exactly that - keeping a vulnerable customer's money safe as he slowly becomes blind.

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    Aug 2

    As a long time customer, I find this an absolutely disgraceful action by yourselves.

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  5. Retweeted
    Jul 31

    your standards are ridiculous. We need more people like beyond the call of duty to help an elderly customer with sight and hearing loss. She was someone he trusted and helped him out of nothing but kindness.

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  6. Retweeted
    Jul 31

    Lloyds Bank still being pricks I see.

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    Jul 31

    I suspect will enjoy this one - an ancient home PC brand resurfacing during a refit in The Hague!

    Dutch Gateway store was kept udder wraps for centuries until refit dug up computing history
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    Jul 30

    Did you know that the 30th of July is international build your own 8bit day. No? Thats right, I'm lying. It's on Sunday.

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    6 Aug 2016

    Heathrow enjoyed scanning my "laptop" - Cor, that brings back memories!

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    Aug 1

    If he fights TikTok as successfully as he fought Covid, you'll find it running on your toaster in six weeks with no way to uninstall it.

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    Jul 31
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    Surely the Eat out to help deal should be restricted to healthy options like salads - both to combat and ensure restaurants etc aren't over-crowded!

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    Jul 31

    this ridiculous Eat out to help out scheme needs to be abandoned, likes in McDonalds are going to be packed on Monday, made worse by fact the 50% off isn't for drive through

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    Aug 1

    To encourage the shielded, clinically vulnerable people to leave their homes, their government food supplies are being withdrawn.

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    Aug 1

    They're grow your own earrings.

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  15. Aug 1

    Also, the email address given by the caller was a .com, not a .gov.UK, which suggests it was a scam!

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    Aug 1

    What if.. Japanese knotweed 🥺

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  17. Aug 1

    They're Triffid Seeds!

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  18. Jul 31

    I bought one of these literally yesterday and now they're £8 off! My typical timing!

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  19. Retweeted
    Jul 27

    According to the English Dialect Dictionary, the Yorkshire word COLLYWOGGLE means ‘to do something quickly so that nobody sees you doing it’.

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    Jul 27

    North & South is a strategy/action game released in 1989 for the Amiga and Atari ST, later it was ported to NES, Amstrad, MSX, DOS and ZX Spectrum. Developed and published by Infogrames.

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